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Children love birthdays. It's a happy day of surprises, sweet treats, and friends gathering to celebrate. It's different for adults. For us, a birthday is risky because a surprise and a sweet treat might mean a trip to urgent care. And the only gathering in sight are those new moles on your back that you should probably have checked.
We think our new birthday cards are suitable for creatures of all ages. The Ghastly Guardians are adorable but ferocious critters who will protect your goodies—be it a new bicycle or a new hip.
This pack of 12 cards includes four different Ghastly Guardians (Fusilli, Zooterkins, Grump, and Darla) who will look over your friends and family on their birthday.
Cards read "Happy Birthday. May all of your goodies be safe from the ravages of time" on the inside.
Packaged in a box with 12 white envelopes.
Printed on white card stock by our pals at Press Craft in Pittsburgh, PA.
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Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.
Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.
Calamityware is a small, fourth-generation family run business headquartered in Reisterstown, Maryland. We love bringing to life the darkly whimsical view of the artist and chief monster-maker founder, Don Moyer. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, fourth-generation family run business headquartered in Reisterstown, Maryland. We love bringing to life the darkly whimsical view of the artist and chief monster-maker founder, Don Moyer. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
