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No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain bowls graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs.
Sold only in packs of four. Each pack contains four identical deep porcelain bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware.
Holds 2 cups of liquid with extra space left over for sloshing.
Note: These bowls are nearly identical to the shape and size of the Omnivore Bowls that were released in 2017. Click here to find out more about the differences.
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These porcelain pieces are fired in Poland at one of the oldest and most accomplished porcelain workshops in the world. The Cmielow team traces their start to 1790. Work from these craftspeople can be found in museums and in the palaces of royalty. Our porcelain designs are in-glaze, which means slightly melted into the surface of the piece, to ensure a beautiful crisp image for years to come.
These porcelain pieces are fired in Poland at one of the oldest and most accomplished porcelain workshops in the world. The Cmielow team traces their start to 1790. Work from these craftspeople can be found in museums and in the palaces of royalty. Our porcelain designs are in-glaze, which means slightly melted into the surface of the piece, to ensure a beautiful crisp image for years to come.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I needed to replace my cereal bowls that I have had for 30+years. I was worried that these wouldn't be big enough for my "Jethro" sized cereal servings. I am extremely pleased to find that these are the best replacements. Not only do they hold the exact amount of cereal but they are very attractive, too.
I love your products and I am glad that I found them. I show them off to my family and friends and I bought some plates for my sister in law.
You can hold these between your two hands and feel the heft and quality. And with a little cat inside! I have four and I will have four more soon. : -)
Great size for these bowls. Perfect for cereal and soup.
Great size and make me laugh and thank my lucky stars every time I use them.
These little bowls are delightful! They are precisely the right size and shape and weight and they just feel pleasant in the hand. I know that sounds weird, but when you pick one up, you'll see what I mean. They're beautifully, wittily decorated in true Calamityware style and I absolutely love them.
I have the Calamnityware Omnivore Bowls. Days before the Kickstarter campaign opened for the Things Could Be Worse Bowls, I managed to break half of my Omnivore Bowls (4 of them) in one spectacular fumble. I was very sad. However, this gave me an "excuse" to support the Things Could Be Worse Bowl campaign (as if I needed an excuse). Beautiful bowls which, like the Omnivore Bowls, fit nicely in my hands. They are perfect for whatever: cereal, soup, salad, food prep. I use them every day. (I also bought 4 replacement Omnivore Bowls). Calamityware dishes delight me like no others I have owned. They also make great gifts.
