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Physical Gift Card

Amount: $50 Physical Gift Card

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A cute physical Calamityware gift card, notecard, and envelope you can send to Aunt Sally if you aren’t sure what Calamities she prefers.

If you want to give the card to Aunt Sally yourself, put your name in the shipping address. We will send you a blank notecard and envelope that you can complete and deliver yourself.

If you want us to send the card directly to Aunt Sally, put her address in the shipping field at checkout. You may include a brief note (around 140 characters) in the Gift Message field on the Shopping Cart page, and Monkey will handwrite your sentiment inside the notecard. If no Gift Message is indicated, Monkey will simply write the name entered in the billing address.

All physical gift cards will need to be activated once the card is received. Activation will require the recipient to email with the following information:

1. Recipient's name (that's Aunt Sally)

2. Secret code on back of card

3. Sender's name (that's you)

Activation instructions are included with gift card. We will do our best to activate the cards immediately but we may be a little slower on weekends and evenings.

Physical gift cards ship for free but do not include tracking information. But since the card needs to be activated, there is no risk to you if the card gets lost.

If you are in a hurry, remember you can purchase a digital gift card that will arrive activated immediately. Email to purchase digital gift cards.

Note: Gift card purchases are not eligible for promotional giveaways or discounts. Purchases made with a gift card are eligible for active promotional giveaways or discounts if one is running/available at the time of redemption. Gift cards may be redeemed at only (you can't use them in our Spoonflower shop). Calamityware gift cards are non-refundable.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Wanted to give our daughter and husband a small gift as a housewarming present but can’t choose. I thought this would able them to choose for themselves. Thank you for your prompt response. Dishes dishwasher safe ?