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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Tea Towel

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Description

You can’t escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. This tea towel is the perfect item to wipe-up spilled figgy pudding.

Printed in Calamityware red on white, 100% cotton.

Find more Things Could Be Worse items here.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 18.5" X 27.5" (47 cm x 70 cm) - includes corner loop
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
Care
  • Machine wash colors separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Low iron.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $75 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Who we are

Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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M.O.
Tea Towels

These got second takes during our first Christmas dinner party, and I’m sure will get more when we host in January! So funny! Such levity is needed in today’s climate. We love the graphics and hand of the fabric. Don’t make me cut them up for doggie bandanas~please make dog scarves for 2022!

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Annetta C.
Best gift ever

I bought these to include in a gift bag with homemade jellies for all of my staff. They brought a smile to their faces.

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Katya V.
Great for a white elephant party

This made for a very coveted/often stolen white elephant gift, and it arrived just in the nick of time! Fortunately the person who wanted it most ended up with it.

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Janice S.
Always wonderful items

Sadly they are put away until next holiday with the holiday calamity mugs. Happily I have the blue kitchen towels and apron to match. I am praying santa claws will have a matching apron for the holiday towels for Xmas 2022!

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Vicki P.
Towels AND Ornaments?

Calamityware towels with a free one? THEN I find the ornaments are available? You bet I got them both. This is my first Christmas with monsters, flying monkeys, robots, UFOs and all things calamitous. Quality products. I couldn't be happier. 2021 needed some serious intervention! What's next? Dishes? I think so!

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Mary A.P.
So practical and so pretty

I bought two of these, one for myself and one for my daughter-in-law. We both love the "Things Could Be Worse" pattern. This one is a holiday version and is delightful. I've used mine in the kitchen and have washed it. It's stood up to this use just as well as I expected it to (very well indeed). Fun, cute, practical. What else do you need?

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Lizzie7
Christmas cheer while you wash dishes!

After buying both the petite and "regular" size TCBW Christmas cups, picking up a bunch of these for family and friends was a no-brainer! To be somewhat serious, the towels are well made and the fabric is a nice weight. I love sharing this silly take on the holidays! Introducing people to Calamityware is a gift in and of itself!

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Ann c.
Best little tea towels in California

I have bought a number of things from this company and loved all of them! The tea towels are excellent quality, fabric is substantial and the the art work makes everyone smile. I got some for gifts and some to keep!

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Sheri K.
Things Couldn't Be Better

I didn't think I could like anything more than the blue and white set, but there's something about the Christmas Calamities that are even funnier. My friends came over for Christmas tea and were enjoying their dainties when they looked a little more closely at the cloth beneath the treats. The look on their face was priceless. Such fun! And great quality like all things Calamityware. A great Christmas tradition!

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Customer
A Request of Sorts

Calamities happen visiting the porcelain god a we ALL know. Perhaps some CALAMITOUS fingertip towels might be in order for buoying one's spirit and wiping one's...brow?

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