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Dino-Shopper Grocery Bag

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Long ago, when our ancestors first developed ways to bring food home instead of eating everything where they found it, shopping was born. Huzzah! Soon, so-called civilization followed with all its benefits—farming, written languages, and snacks. As a tribute to that astonishing evolutionary advance, our design features a cheerful dinosaur shopper pushing a grocery cart containing a herbaceous shrub.

This sturdy cotton bag is cream and two shades of primordial green.

Grocery bag is big enough for gallons of milk, boxes of cereal, or sprigs of herbaceous shrubs.
Dimensions & More Info
  • Approximately 8” x 12” (20 cm x 30.5 cm) base, and stands 13”H (33 cm).
  • The long handles may allow you to carry the bag on your shoulder, depending on the size of your biceps.
  • Silk screened.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made in Bella's workshop in China.
Use & Care
If you never shop for groceries, you can also use this bag to transport knitting projects, jigsaw puzzle boxes, gym shoes, or worse. Put stuff that needs to be transported in the opening at the top. Grasp both handles and lift. Carry bag while walking or riding to destination.

  • Machine wash in cold, using delicate cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Dry flat.
  • Do not iron.
Shipping & Returns

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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 52 reviews
Roy T.
Works well for groceries

This bag(s) works well for groceries and amuses the cashiers. They hold a lot of grub and a personal watermelon. My only concern is the handle straps seem a bit long I grazed the driveway carrying things in to the house. It may have been because I'm short or I was hunched over. But retirement is only 12 days away Then I shall stand tall. No yoke of a boss on my shoulders. All 5' 2'' of me.

Ruth S.
Dino Delight

Love this bag. Bought 2. One for my sister’s birthday and one for me. I’ve purchased the purple overnight bag with dinosaurs on bikes also. Great art, great fun, great products. The dinosaur bags are special to us because my brother loved and knew everything about dinosaurs since he was 4. We lost him in 2013 to a brain tumor. The bags give us a way to have him with us.❤️

Sharla D.
Great Bag

I love this bag! Very sturdy, and I can fit lots of groceries in it, Cute, bright pattern, and It is a nice thick weight. My only complaint is that the bag has no panel on the bottom to help keep it from sagging when carrying heavier items likes jars or cans. I solved this problem by cutting a piece of plastic canvas and placing it in bottom of the bag.


Sufficiently silly, exceptionally useful and wonderfully eye-catching. What could be better?

Greatest Shopping Bag ever!

When I got this in the mail, I could not believe the brightness of the colors. Will never loose this bag that is for sure but I love it! The shopping Dinosaur has just the right attitude for shopping in crowds on a busy day. Its handbag and cart with plant are just darling. This bag will hold so much stuff it is unbelievable. I used it to take to a doctor visit because it was so awesome. I used it to carry my purse(a smaller 4 pound purse), a book, a computer tablet, and still had room to spare for a little knitting too. Could have put a bottle of water but forgot it - oh well. Would recommend this bag and am waiting for them to come back in stock. Great gifts for those avid shoppers on your list. I get such awesome looks when I take it out on a walk through the stores. Holds up very well with no complaints at all.

Kathleen P.
It can be folded up!

I was delighted to find that although it has enough body to carry heavy objects, it can be folded up to fit into my purse/bag. Also I had cold wet objects [known as ice cream], and they didn't soak the bag or melt. I'm happy.

Paul D.
Great product

Love this bag, use it everyday. nice size- not too big or too small. Well constructed and sturdy and ,of course, love the print. All the products I have purchased from Calamity ware have been a delight!

Great bag

Great bag! Love the artwork. Thick fabric, stitching looks and feels sturdy. Note that this bag doesn’t stand up on its own and doesn’t come with a bottom insert, if those things are important to you. (It fits standard size bag inserts, though.)

Best Shopping Bag ever

Great quality, sturdy material and handles...perfect for bringing home that 40 lb turkey or a side of beef. Lots of room for veggies or whatever you need to haul home. But then, what else would a dinoshopper expect?

John R.
Shopping made fun and easy

Love these bags, love the print, the color and the strength. Easy to use, don’t take up much space, and you can really fill them up!
You need more styles!
Thank you for a great product.