Apocalyptic Bargain Bundle

We have to admit, we have an excess of some of our products. To help you help us move these products off our shelves, we have bundled these items together in our Apocalyptic Bargain Bundle. These four items are already on sale, and so the 40% bundle discount is on top of that. This is a really good deal because the full price would be $308. 

The bundle includes a set of our porcelain Kitchen Witch Canisters (three sizes), an Ocean Commotion Puzzle (a favorite of our puzzle fans, and probably the hardest puzzle we sell), the Creature Comfort Throw Blanket (a guaranteed favorite for your pets), and our Things Could Be Worse Beast Bowls Combo (a set of three different sizes of porcelain bowls). 

Canisters:

• Small: 5.125"D x 5.125"W x 7.5"H (13 cm x 13 cm x 19 cm), holds 50 ounces (1.4 L).
• Medium: 5.125"D x 5.125"W x 8.5"H (13 cm x 13 cm x 21.5 cm), holds 64 ounces (1.9 L).
• Large: 5.125"D x 5.125"W x 10.125"H (13 cm x 13 cm x 25.7 cm), holds 84 ounces (2.5 L).
• Opening: 4" diameter (10 cm)
• Black images on white stoneware
• Decorated in black on white on all four sides and the lids, the canisters are heavy stoneware. Each canister has a blank label on one side. You can classify your contraband with a china marker or Sharpie (depending on how easily you want it to wipe off). If you don’t need to add a label, simply rotate that side of the jar so it faces the wall of your kitchen or cave.
• Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 56th Kickstarter project in 2022.
• Airtight lids with silicone seals preserve freshness.
• Made by wizards in China who specialize in crafting stoneware using permanent, on-glaze decoration techniques.

Puzzle:

• 19.75" x 27.5" (50 cm x 70 cm) when put together
• Printed on specially made, heavy puzzle board to prevent delaminating and reduce paper dust.
• Housed in a sturdy clear poly bag and nestled in a robust two-piece box.
• Includes a half-scale print of the finished puzzle.
• Designed by Don Moyer.
• Made at Sarah's XZY puzzle workshop in China.

Throw Blanket:

• 100% cotton
• 50"W x 70"L (127 cm x 178 cm)
• Woven in deep navy and natural cream on a centro jacquard loom to produce a rich, dimensional surface reminiscent of quilted blankets.
• Meets OEKO-TEX® Certification requirements.
• Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 52nd Kickstarter project in 2021.
• Specially created for us by Liliana and her wizards at the Piscatextil workshop in Portugal.

Beast Bowls:

• Small Beast Bowl: 2"H (5 cm), 4.5" diameter (11 cm). Holds 1 cup (236.5 mL) of grub. Weighs 13 ounces (369 g).
• Medium Beast Bowl: 2.5"H (6 cm), 5.75" diameter (14.5 cm). Holds 2.5 cups (591 mL) of grub. Weighs 21 ounces (595 g).
• Large Beast Bowl: 3"H (7.5 cm), 7.125" diameter. Holds 5 cups (1192 mL) of grub. Weighs 37 ounces (1049 g).
• Rich blue images on white porcelain. Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 49th Kickstarter project in 2020.
• Production of the Beast Bowls is a global project. It starts in Pittsburgh, where Don Moyer creates the designs. The image transfers are made in the Czech Republic using special vitreous pigments that turn to glass at high temperatures. The bowls are made and decorated in China...the land where porcelain was first perfected three thousand years ago.
• Made in China with materials from the Czech Republic.

Canisters:

• Food safe.
• Dishwasher safe.

Puzzle:

• Keep dry.

Throw Blanket:

• Machine wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
• Do not bleach.
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not dry clean.

Beast Bowls:

• Food safe.
• Microwave safe.
• Dishwasher safe.

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.