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Monster Etiquette Book

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Description

We are surrounded by rude, loud, smelly, selfish creatures who don’t know how to behave. Don Moyer decided to do something about it. This book offers 50 principles to help the ill-mannered behave with civility and grace.

Each of the captions in this book is a small poem. It has been said that a good poem helps change the shape of the universe. Well these aren’t that kind of poem, but they get the job done and may make you smile.

As a public service, Don illustrated these principles to make them vivid and easy to remember. Also, it was an excuse for Don to draw strange creatures doing rude things.

Hardcover book written and illustrated by Don Moyer.

Bundle with our other little books at a discount here.  

Sixty-eight black and white pages plus color end sheets and a color dust jacket. Some say this book is not appropriate for children...or prudes.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 4.1" x 5.8" (10.5 cm x 14.5 cm)
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 38th Kickstarter project in 2019.
  • Made in China.
Use
Because these books are little and easy to wrap, they make superb gifts.
Share with friends and family who have a sense of humor and won't be offended by a book of etiquette.
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Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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