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Once we reach a certain age, it seems like we need a little help to keep the Grim Reaper away. Perhaps a fierce and loyal hound for protection when the reaper peddles by. This t-shirt makes a great birthday gift for anyone turning an uncomfortably large age or as a congratulations for someone who got a good result from their colonoscopy. Not today, Mr. Reaper!
Printed on Bella+Canvas black t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).
Also available as a unisex tee and hoodie.
The design is printed with plastisol ink which sits on top of the fabric and creates a thick feel that won't fade.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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Shipping Information:
We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
