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Make Things Worse Stickers

Options: Pack 1

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We do our best to make more and more and more Calamityware products, but there’s never enough time for everything. We probably won’t ever fulfill our dreams of Things-Could-Be-Worse toolboxes, drums, skateboards, hand puppets, wheelchairs, steamer trunks, or laptops.

Fortunately, now you can make almost* anything worse with these blue and white stickers from Don's porcelain designs.

Pack 1
Zombie Poodle, pirate ship, pterodactyl, giant frog, robot, and a pagoda with bear and cat.

Pack 2
Blobbert, Sasquatch, Devil Dragon, Reaper being chased by a dog, Lagoonie, and The Calamityware Cat.

Find more Things Could Be Worse items here.

Dimensions & More Info
  • Approximately 3" (7.5 cm) max.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Printed in the USA by our friends at Sticker Mule.
Perfect for decorating your laptop, water bottle, or favorite stickerbook. Do not stick these on children or animals. They do not adhere well to bodies of water. Our stickers should not be used as eye-patches, bandages, or to repair fuel tank leaks.
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    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 14 reviews
    Kendra P.
    My whole life is a calamity now!

    These arrived just in time, as I needed an eye-patch after my fuel tank exploded when I used an inferior sticker to patch it. Luckily, the pirate ship fits perfectly as an eye-patch and the remaining stickers hold together what’s left of my fuel tank.

    What could go wrong?

    If I hadn't gotten these for for free

    I'd complain, because the advertising for this item is dishonest. These stickers will not make anything worse. Maybe the pagoda in particular will actually improve whatever you stick it to, and if that isn't false advertising, I don't know what is. ;)

    Thanks for the warning

    Was all set to patch my fuel tank when your warning caught my eye.
    Guess I'll have to settle for adorning my laptop, water bottle, and phone.
    Quality printing on thick, heavy vinyl stock - really wonderful stickers.

    Melanie D.
    Super Stickers

    Stickers! Stickers! I love stickers. You should see my accordion case. It's lousy with them. So I know from stickers and these Calamitywear stickers are TOP quality. Seriously super stickers. They will survive the end times, when the Earth is left with just cockroaches and Calamitywear stickers.

    Susan S.
    Actual bumper stickers, please.

    The stickers were a terrific bonus. Going to plaster them on the Subaru. Probably won’t survive, but that’s where we want them.

    Love the Stickers

    Brilliantly done. Make more!

    John i.P.
    Truth in advertising!!

    I received my set of "Make Things Worse" Stickers. I used them. Sure enough, things got worse.

    I love it when a product delivers on its promises...

    (Seriously, good quality material and printing. Fun stuff!)

    Gonna need more

    Everybody wants them! Well made stickers.

    Awesome stickers!

    These stickers are so adorable, well made, and make all my stuff look great. I've added them to my day planner and water bottle for an extra dose of smiles every time I use them.

    Making things worse, one sticker at a time

    I love the Things Could be Worse line, and I love stickers almost as much! My biggest challenge right now is not saving them for the “right” place, and just start making my world worse, one sticker at a time!