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You can’t escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. This tea towel is the perfect item to wipe-up spilled figgy pudding.
Sold individually. Printed in Calamityware red on white, 100% cotton by textile wizards in India. Machine washable. 18.5" X 27.5" (47 cm x 70 cm) - includes corner loop.
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Calamityware is a small, fourth-generation family run business headquartered in Reisterstown, Maryland. We love bringing to life the darkly whimsical view of the artist and chief monster-maker founder, Don Moyer. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, fourth-generation family run business headquartered in Reisterstown, Maryland. We love bringing to life the darkly whimsical view of the artist and chief monster-maker founder, Don Moyer. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Love the crisp tea towel style and the quirky artwork that makes me smile and reminds me that things could be SO much worse!
