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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Bundle

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Description
Everyone has imperfect holidays. The gingerbread burns. Tickle-Me Robot is out of stock. Extrovert carolers ring your doorbell. This Christmas bundle helps you cope with the holiday mehs by reminding you that things could be much worse. You could be pursued by giant robots, plagued by pterodactyls, pestered by zombie poodles, and overwhelmed by holiday clichés. Cheer up.

This discounted bundle includes four matching 12-ounce mugs, four unique small 8.25" diameter small plates, and an apron.
Dimensions & More Info
Bundle includes:
Use & Care
Use:
The mugs are the perfect size for a cup of hot cocoa, coffee, tea, or your favorite latte. The small plates will accommodate all sorts of sweet and savory treats, like cookies for Santa, carrots for Rudolph, a piece of fruit cake, or an after-Thanksgiving turkey sandwich. Apron is great for covering up your ugly Christmas sweater that your spouse bought for you.

Porcelain care:
  • Food safe.
  • Microwave safe.
  • Dishwasher safe.
  • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.

Apron care:
  • Machine wash colors separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Low iron.
    Shipping & Returns

    Shipping Information:

    We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

     

    Shipping & Return Policies:

    Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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