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Flora, Fauna, & Aliens Kitchen Textiles

Item: Placemats (4-Pack)

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Kitchen and dining room textiles decorated with an endless landscape of exotic plants, animals, and a few visitors from outer space.
Looks great with your Calamityware porcelain.

Printed in cool gray on 100% white cotton.

Flora, Fauna, & Aliens Kitchen Textiles are available as follows:

  • Placemats (4 in each pack)
  • Napkins (4 in each pack)
  • Tea Towels (3 in each pack)
  • Apron (sold individually)
  • Oven Mitt (sold individually)
  • Pot Holders (2 in each pack)
  • One Set Of Each: 4 Placemats, 4 Napkins, 3 Tea Towels, 1 Apron, 1 Oven Mitt, 2 Pot Holders 
Dimensions & More Info
  • Placemats: 13.5" x 19" (35.5 cm x 48 cm)
  • Napkins: 18" X 18" (45.5 cm x 45.5 cm)
  • Tea Towels: 18.5" X 27.5" (47 cm x 70 cm) - includes corner loop
  • Apron: 33" X 29" (84 cm x 73.5 cm) - includes front pocket
  • Oven Mitt: 7.5" X 13" (19 cm x 33 cm)
  • Pot Holders: 8" X 8" (20.5 cm x 20.5 cm)
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
  • Machine wash colors separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Low iron.
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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 75 reviews
Excellent Quality!

The placemats are very high quality, with crisp graphics. The image is double-sided, and they are a nice weight. They look fantastic on our table.

I would love to be able to say that company admires them, but we avoid that kind of chaos. Instead, it is merely our family-of-two that adores them. And our cat. She sits on them sometimes.

Terror in the bathtub

I have the shower curtain. So many hungry monsters staring at me! I never know if I'll make it out of the shower alive.

Nalan S.
Scary Good!

I have the complete set and they make a perfect complement to the equally fascinating and frightening dishware. Dining has never been this exciting and tension-inducing, it is preparing us well for the zombie-poodle apocalypse.......

Marie-Eve N.
Love it

I love them so much, I have 2 things I would of made me be really in love with them. If the color was slightly darker and what I never understand about oven mitts is why the @#!? do they come in pack of one?!? It's like that everywhere but I just don't get it. So I bought a separate oven mitt to go with the other.

Tea towels are for sharing

I bought this set of tea towels on a whim when I purchased the set of placemats. I only have 2 places to hang kitchen towels, so I shared the third with my son, which worked well since he only has one place to hang a towel in his tiny apartment kitchen. Since I've had these in my kitchen, I've noticed a significant decrease in the number of fruit flies near my tomato bowl. Coincidence? I think not - but I haven't figured out if they're getting eaten, or just scared off...5 stars!


I love these placemats. They're bigger than I thought they'd be (since I didn't check the measurements provided verses my table). They look so pretty on my table, so elegant from a distance and so amazing up close. They're a nice quality fabric and well made. I just love them.

Such fun!

Love the placemats and napkins. Both wash well. The placements stay 'sturdy' even after washing. Such fun additions to our table!

Paula O.
I love my apron!

What can I say? it's so comfortable, adjustable fit, provides completely adequate coverage even on a plus-size person, the fabric is soft to the touch, and the sash is a great cat toy. Plus the print is 100% oddball cute. The best thing you could give a nerdy cook.

Mary T.
Awesome gift (to myself)

I just love these designs! I wish they were a little brighter but can't take away a star for that, as everything else is absolutely perfect!

Go great

Great quality, clever print , got two sets for me and two sets for my sister in law . EVERYONE LOVES THEM