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You can’t escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. These items are necessities for the making of figgy pudding.
Printed in Calamityware red on white, 100% cotton.
Textiles are available as follows:
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I like the design, but I especially like that theoven mitts are well made.
This apron is a nice quality, I really like that as well as the design.
So cute, just like it looks in the pictures. It's decently absorbent too, about what you'd expect for linen.
These are super thin and rather rough, as gorgeous as they are.
Just when you think the blue tea towels are amazing. Then you get Santa on his sleigh pulled by a pterodactyl! Who wouldn't love that. These are awesome just like the everyday set.
CalamityWare for ALL!
My circle of friends all got CalamityWare for Christmas 2023. All were pleased and most were stoked.
We gave the Things could Be Worse kitchen set to some friends who love to cook and laugh. When they opened the box, the smiles didn't stop. They were familiar with the product line and super stoked to get it, as they had considered buying it for themselves several times this year.
The material is quality and appears very sturdy. The drawings that cover each piece are added fun, finding all of the various "situations" that we have yet to experience, fortunately. Despite its Holiday theme, this family will be using it all year long.
Love the apron. It's thick and very well made, with a useful pocket at the right height. Was surprised and delighted to realize that it worked as a search and find to keep a hyperactive four year old entranced for over an hour. Best impulse purchase I've ever made
So fun! Love gifting their products!
I purchased this apron for my mother. It is just perfect. I love the feel and the red and white color. I know she's going to love it!!
I love the holiday version - especially the tentacle grabbing the poor gingerbread man :) That would make a great t-shirt.
I bought a couple for gifts and two to chop up (the horror!) to make a Christmas stocking - which would be a great related product to offer, hint, hint.
The towels designs are surface printed rather than woven (which would be great but pricey) and overall good quality.
