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Things Could Be Worse Mugs

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No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain mugs graciously remind you things could be much worse.

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Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket
Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket
Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket
Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket
Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket
Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket

Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket

$ 77.00

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◄Description
Time travel can be messy. Like the time you returned from a prehistoric visit and a microraptor accidentally came through the time portal in your luggage. Or the time you went back to the 60s to get a copy of your grandmother's recipe for hushpuppies and somehow prevented your sister's existence. Don't you hate when that happens?

Discombobulated timelines are the theme of Don Moyer's new, old-fashioned-looking cotton throw. The design is an homage to traditional textiles (quilting, needlepoint, and embroidery) with the added thrill of mammoths and space ships, a hint of vintage video games, and more surprises. All in a cozy, warm, terra cotta and cream combo.
◄Dimensions & More Info
  • 100% cotton.
  • 50"W x 70"L (127 cm x 178 cm).
  • Woven in terracotta and natural cream on a centro jacquard loom to produce a rich, dimensional surface reminiscent of quilted blankets.
  • Meets OEKO-TEX® Certification requirements.
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 61st Kickstarter project in 2022.
  • Specially created for us by Liliana and her wizards at the Piscatextil workshop in Portugal.

    ◄Care
    • Machine wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
    • Do not bleach.
    • Tumble dry low.
    • Do not dry clean.
    ◄Shipping & Returns

    Shipping Information:

    We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

     

    Shipping & Return Policies:

    Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

    Where it's made

    Using the classic technology of an extra-wide jacquard loom, our friends at Piscatextil in Portugal painstakingly weave our patterns into cotton throws, bedspreads, and shams. Everyone loves the substantial weight of these textiles and the delightful texture that results from the interaction of the dark and light threads.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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    Customer Reviews

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    Kate
    So. Much. Fun.

    My daughter and I sit and try to identify all the images.

    I WOULD TOTALLY BUY THIS IN BLUE AND WHITE. Several times.

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    debra d.
    Love it!

    Arrived today! Absolutely love the design, so much going on. Very well made and the colors are nice. Please put the kitten eating robot from the future on a tee shirt or hoodie

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    Sarah G.
    Best Surprise!

    I returned from a trip to open an unexpected box - filled with *this*. I wasn’t able to join the kickstarter for this myself and was heartbroken, only for my sister to surprise me as a birthday present. I have the previous blanket, both throw and queen sized, and this is just as well made. The design is woven in, not printed, the texture is durable but still pleasant, it washes well and if you treat it with care, is not prone to staining. Once again, absolutely worth the money for the craftsmanship alone, and the fact the design is brilliant is just aces.

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    Judy
    Such a wonderful throw

    My kids love this! I have a 4 year old and a 5 year old, and they love pointing out all the things on the throw. the design is hilarious, and the craftmanship is top quality! totally worth it!

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    Tara N.
    Big fun, great texture

    Please make this blanket in more COLORS! It it soft, drapery, and has MONSTERS…what more could anyone want?

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    T.P.

    Beautiful and comfortable.

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    Chris
    Best Space Invader

    Currently napping under this while recovering from knee surgery. It’s the perfect thing to fight off boredom and chills during the treacherous Los Angeles winter. I may be frustrated by my limited activity but at least I’m not a wooly mammoth stuck in a traffic jam. 10 stars

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    Kate i.T.
    Another special blanket

    Love this blanket so much! The weight makes it cosy, the time travel theme is so fun!

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    Anonymous
    Oh the fabric!! Oh the design!!

    Everyone on our holiday list received the throw blanket this year as their St. Nick gift. After buying and loving the queen bed set for ourselves in blue, I decided to throw caution to the wind and get the throws for gifting. They are all smitten, the fabric is delightful and the design is enthralling. Win-Win-Win.

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    k.s.

    Really well made and comfortable

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