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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Bundle

Select mug size: 4-Pack 12-oz mugs
In addition to your mugs: Tea Towel & Small Plates

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Description

Everyone has imperfect holidays. The gingerbread burns. Tickle-Me Robot is out of stock. Extrovert carolers ring your doorbell. You don't know what to get Cousin Eddie. This Christmas bundle helps you cope with the holiday mehs by reminding you that things could be much worse. You could be pursued by giant robots, plagued by pterodactyls, pestered by zombie poodles, and overwhelmed by holiday clichés. Cheer up! 

All decorated with our Things Could Be Worse Christmas designs, this discounted bundle includes your choice of four matching 12-ounce mugs or two matching 20-ounce mugs, four unique 8.25" diameter small plates, and one tea towel. Instant solution to your gift-giving woes.

Dimensions & More Info
Mugs:
  • Available in two sizes:
    • 12-ounce (355 mL) capacity to the tippy top, 4"H (10 cm), 3.5" diameter (9 cm),
    • 20-ounce (590 mL) capacity to the tippy top, 4.75"H (12 cm), 4" diameter (10 cm)
  • Both sizes are adorned with the same multi-calamity drawing by Don Moyer. All mugs have the same design.
  • Christmas red images on white porcelain.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Produced using the in-glaze decoration process.
  • Each mug comes with a description card.
  • Made at the award-winning Kristoff porcelain workshop in Poland.


Small Plates:
  • 8.25” diameter (21 cm)
  • Christmas red images on white porcelain.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Each plate has a different center design, while all borders are the same.
  • Produced using the in-glaze decoration process.
  • Made at the award-winning Kristoff porcelain workshop in Poland.


Tea Towel:

  • 18.5" X 27.5" (47 cm x 70 cm)
  • Includes corner loop.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
Use & Care
Porcelain care:
  • Food safe.
  • Microwave safe.
  • Dishwasher safe.
  • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.

Textiles care:
  • Machine wash colors separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Low iron.
    Shipping & Returns

    Shipping Information:

    We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

     

    Shipping & Return Policies:

    Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

    Who we are

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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