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When our ancestors were still living in caves, they already understood that most home accidents occurred in the kitchen. Tea spilled, pots broke, and woolly-mammoth casseroles burned. The ancients believed the cause of these mishaps were mischievous demons and the solution was a Kitchen Witch—a talisman with the magical powers to thwart malevolent forces in the home.
Our Kitchen Witch Kitchen Textiles offer the same questionable mojo as traditional charms, but with a modern design and endless practicality. Groundbreaking!
Printed in black on white, 100% cotton.
Kitchen Witch Textiles are available as follows:
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
