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When our ancestors were still living in caves, they already understood that most home accidents occurred in the kitchen. Tea spilled, pots broke, and woolly-mammoth casseroles burned. The ancients believed the cause of these mishaps were mischievous demons and the solution was a Kitchen Witch—a talisman with the magical powers to thwart malevolent forces in the home.
Our Kitchen Witch Kitchen Textiles offer the same questionable mojo as traditional charms, but with a modern design and endless practicality. Groundbreaking!
Printed in black on white, 100% cotton.
Kitchen Witch Textiles are available as follows:
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Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I bought the apron, oven mitt and tea towels. They're a good sturdy cotton material and will hold up to use and washing well. The apron has an adjustable neck strap, and one of the reasons i bought this pattern is that it hides stains well lol!
The main reason, of course, is the patterns’ whimsy. I have a black and white theme going in my kitchen. My hand soap dispenser and sponge holder have a similar repetitive pattern, one with flowers, the other is a repeating swirls, and flower pots with yet another mix with stars swirls and dots. The thing is that the tea towels etc seems to have just another black and white pattern but on closer inspection it reveals the witchy theme! Making herbal medicinal teas and tinctures, salves and lotions appears more ‘magical’ when i wear the apron!
Great quality and you can’t go wrong with black and white. Look great with my Kitchen Witch canisters. Just spooky enough for Halloween and a great conversation starter. 🖤
The placemats are very nice. They are a thick, high quality material that will definitely hold up to daily use. Spills wash out with no problem, too. The hot pads and pot holders are heat resistant and do their job well. The tea towels are a nice size and look great. Perfect for a witchy/gothic decor.
I like my "Things could be worse" kitchen textile set, but, sometimes, a gal just needs basic black (and white). The Kitchen Witch textile set is perfect for the spooky season. The textiles go well with the Kitchen Witch Canister set. The weight of the cloth is nice. I have a hard time tying apron strings behind my back, so I used one of the tea towels cut in half on the long axis, and added to the length of each apron tie. Works well. The oven mitts are well insulated. With the addition of the Kitchen Witch Talisman (with the cat charm), my kitchen is well protected from calamity.
Doing it Don! Liking the Black things. I’d like to exchange my blue monster wallpaper for a black version because I want it to go with my monster shower curtain. The blue it going to clash. I want the Graphic Black to own the tiny room where I do my business.
