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A traditional-looking pattern with discombobulating details to remind you of the countless inconveniences you won’t have to face today.
Things Could Be Worse Silks are available on a square scarf, long scarf, necktie, and pocket square.
Made from silk habotai, scarves add flair to your outfit. Silk habotai is the fine silk weave originally developed for kimonos. Very light with a smooth surface. It’s the best of the best.
Necktie and pocket square are made from silk twill.
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Use:
Scarves add flair to your outfit. Necktie adds a subtle charm to your wardrobe. Pocket square adds a dash of color to your blazer pocket. Some people have said they plan to frame the pocket square to spice up an art collection.
Care:
For best results, dry clean only.
With a little care, your silk can last a very long time. Here are some things to avoid:
Shipping Information:
We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).
Shipping & Return Policies:
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
