Skedaddleosaurus Bags

With the Skedaddleosaurus Bags, you don’t have to leave good taste behind while making your escape. Whether you’re getting away for the weekend or starting a permanent, dystopian road trip, these are the bags for you.

These quilted-cotton tote bags are enlivened with two distinctive patterns. The exterior pattern has dinosaurs escaping on bicycles and the interior of the bag features a complementary pattern of menacing asteroids. Pattern designs by Don Moyer in a soothing palette of Bright Aqua, Teal, Caribbean Sea, and Caviar.

Available in a tote bag and a duffle bag.

Tote bag is large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.

Duffle bag is big enough to hold an unconscious English bulldog.

TOTE BAG

• Dimensions: 14”W x 6”L x 13”H (35.5 cm x 15 cm x 33 cm). Strap drop approximately 12” (30.5 cm) for over-the-shoulder use.
• Full top zip to secure your goodies.
• One exterior pocket—with a zipper.
• Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your granola bars separate from your gold bars.
• Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.
• Large enough to hold two chihuahuas with room to spare.

DUFFEL BAG

• Dimensions: 20”W x 10”L x 12”H (60 cm x 25.5 cm x 30.5 cm). Strap drop approximately 16” (40.5 cm) for over-the-shoulder use.
• Full top zip to secure your goodies.
• Three exterior pockets—one zipper pocket on the front and two slip pockets on the ends.
• Six slip pockets on the inside to keep your ray gun separate from your Ray-Bans.
• Flat bottom for stability in turbulent times.
  
  

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• Both bags are designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 48th Kickstarter project in 2020.
• Made in China.

• Machine washable (for instructions, read on).
• First, remove your stuff and the bottom stiffener.
• Then, machine wash in cold water on gentle cycle with mild detergent.
• Dry flat.
• Do not bleach.
• Do not iron.
• Then put your stuff back in.

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.