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Time-Travel Bloopers Throw Blanket

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Description

Time travel can be messy. Like the time you returned from a prehistoric visit and a microraptor accidentally came through the time portal in your luggage. Or the time you went back to the 60s to get a copy of your grandmother's recipe for hushpuppies and somehow prevented your sister's existence. Don't you hate when that happens?

Discombobulated timelines are the theme of Don Moyer's old-fashioned-looking cotton throw. The design is an homage to traditional textiles (quilting, needlepoint, and embroidery) with the added thrill of mammoths and space ships, a hint of vintage video games, and more surprises. All in a cozy, warm, terra cotta and cream combo.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 100% cotton.
  • 50"W x 70"L (127 cm x 178 cm).
  • Woven in terracotta and natural cream on a centro jacquard loom to produce a rich, dimensional surface reminiscent of quilted blankets.
  • Meets OEKO-TEX® Certification requirements.
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 61st Kickstarter project in 2022.
  • Specially created for us by Liliana and her wizards at the Piscatextil workshop in Portugal.

    Care
    • Machine wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
    • Do not bleach.
    • Tumble dry low.
    • Do not dry clean.
    Shipping & Returns

    Shipping Information:

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    Where it's made

    Where it's made

    Using the classic technology of an extra-wide jacquard loom, our friends at Piscatextil in Portugal painstakingly weave our patterns into cotton throws, bedspreads, towels, and rugs. Everyone loves the substantial weight of these textiles and the delightful texture that results from the interaction of the dark and light threads.

    Using the classic technology of an extra-wide jacquard loom, our friends at Piscatextil in Portugal painstakingly weave our patterns into cotton throws, bedspreads, towels, and rugs. Everyone loves the substantial weight of these textiles and the delightful texture that results from the interaction of the dark and light threads.

    Who we are

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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