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Fuzzy The Merciless Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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Description

A teddy bear with a dagger? Now that's just plain funny.

 

Printed on Bella+Canvas light tan t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

 

Also available as a relaxed women's cut tee and unisex hoodie.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

Care
  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.

 

For more information about our apparel, check out our FAQs.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Where it's made

Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Kathy
Fuzzy and soft

Like all your T shirts, this is lusciously soft and high quality. Fuzzy the Merciless was what I’ve been waiting for in order to terrorize my brother, and it worked fabulously! Love ALL your stuff that I’ve bought over the last few years! Thanks for being such a nut so we other nuts can have the things we’ve craved.

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MaggieS
Perfect Sleeping Shirt

Even as an older adult, it is good to have a bear as a sleeping companion. Fuzzy the Merciless is such a companion; protecting me as I sleep. So silky soft. I purchased a XXXL so it would be extra baggy and extra long. The shirt washed up beautifully in cold water; no shrinkage; held its softness. So happy with this t-shirt. May have to purchase another in a smaller size to wear out in public.

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D.C.
Fuzzy shirt

Soft lovely shirt. Super cute fuzzy bear.
Get lots of compliments

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Derek

Love it! Soft and fits well

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Sara

I love Fuzzy The Merciless t-shirt. It's not mine but I opened the package and checked it out. It is a Father's day gift. I am looking forward to giving it.
Still looking at Calamity Ware for wish list items!!!!
💜✌️

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