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Pizzafiend Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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Remember back in the day when you would go down to Calamity Beach with your friends and you would eat at Pizzafiend every night because it was really cheap and you were saving your money for Def Leppard t-shirts and tokens to play Asteroids? Of course you don't. But if such a place existed, this would be the shirt they would give you as a prize for devouring their "Pig Pie" in one sitting.

Printed on Bella+Canvas military-green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut.
Sizes & More Info

The design is distressed and printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Patricia L.
So Cool

Such a cool color and awesome pizza graphic! It's pretty form fitting but nice quality and soft.

Love the pizza fiend

I love pizza, and this shirt is great. The shirt is a very nice weight, and doesn't fit too snug even though it's classed a women's shirt. Would buy again (actually have, this is my third CW shirt). Thanks for brightening my day.

Not worth it

The material is cheap and the size is off. Save your money

I'm so sorry that you weren't happy with your shirt. I checked, and it doesn't look like you ever wrote to us to arrange for a return, since you were unhappy with it. While we appreciate your feedback, it is contrary to most of our reviews, as most people love the softness of the Bella + Canvas shirts. So learning more about your issue would help us determine if you happened to receive a fluke that snuck past quality control. Feel free to give us further feedback by emailing us at And if the shirt is unworn and unwashed, we can still arrange for a return.

Tina B.

As always, I am delighted!