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Calamityware Platter: Dinosaurs

$ 62.00

Good hosts have serving platters. Great hosts have serving platters decorated with dinosuars. When you see how many dinosaurs, you’ll understand why we call this the Gang’s-All-Here Platter.

The platter measures 14.75" x 10.25" (37cm x 26cm). You can use it as your dinner plate if you are really hungry or put it to use as a serving dish. If you want a platter to display the carcass of those freakishly big, mutant turkeys, you may find that’s more than the Gang’s-All-Here platter can accommodate.

White porcelain with rich blue images. Food safe. Microwave safe. Dishwasher safe. Produced at the award-winning Kristoff porcelain workshop in Poland using the in-glaze decoration process. That means the image is slightly melted into the surface like the fine porcelain you see in museums. Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as a Kickstarter project in 2018.

Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.

Customer Reviews

Based on 97 reviews
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S.
Bring out your inner cave man

Amazing platter. It makes you want to grab a sharpened stick, but on your bearskin outfit, and run outside in search of Cretaceous-era lizards to kill and consume. But I'm in Alaska. And it's February. Unless you want the Alaska State Troopers to both breathalyze and urine toxicology test, I'd strongly suggest you resist the urge

B
B.K.
Ha! Made you look!

I have a number of antique blue "willow ware" plates and platters displayed on the walls in my dining room, but after a while guests just walked past the "old dishes" as if they were bland wallpaper. I added two Calamityware items into the mix, and now guests are noticing the difference! "Hey! Are those DINOSAURS on that platter?" has become a common conversation starter, and everyone has a smile before dinner. Thanks!

w
w.
Old and new.

I love this platter. I bought it for my wife and she loves it too. The dinosaurs make us smile. More dinosaur stuff, please! I bought it for the whimsey, thinking it was a bit expensive for kitsch, but I bought a set of serving bowls, afterwards, because of the obvious quality of construction of the platter. The other great thing is that my dad just thinks it is a traditional-porcelain dish. No need to let him know otherwise.

J
J.L.
Fun platter

I'd give it 5-stars if the blue was a little darker so it matched our actual blue willow dishes.

C
C.C.
They laughed, they loved it

I gave away several and they are prized. Would be great to have a "what's the worst that could happen" version!

N
N.
Make up reasons to use it ...

We love this platter and now often present our meals unnessisarily to enjoy it.

B
B.
cool and robust

great looking dish that can take a beating in the dishwasher. It’s in heavy rotation at our house. It came securely packed in about 7 days. I will definitely be purchasing other stuff.

R
R.
Fantastic

Do you want to get a phone call from someone that only texts? This platter can make it happen.

A
A.
Love

I love cooking with my sons. It's great to make a fantastic meal with a surprise below.

M
M.
Love it!

After I got the Calamityware tea set for Christmas, I have been haunting the shop, trying to decide what my next piece would be. I went with this platter, which is a nice size, arrived promptly, and has the same beautiful unique art. I love it. Now, all I need is that service for twelve...

Customer Reviews

Based on 97 reviews
98%
(95)
2%
(2)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
S
S.
Bring out your inner cave man

Amazing platter. It makes you want to grab a sharpened stick, but on your bearskin outfit, and run outside in search of Cretaceous-era lizards to kill and consume. But I'm in Alaska. And it's February. Unless you want the Alaska State Troopers to both breathalyze and urine toxicology test, I'd strongly suggest you resist the urge

B
B.K.
Ha! Made you look!

I have a number of antique blue "willow ware" plates and platters displayed on the walls in my dining room, but after a while guests just walked past the "old dishes" as if they were bland wallpaper. I added two Calamityware items into the mix, and now guests are noticing the difference! "Hey! Are those DINOSAURS on that platter?" has become a common conversation starter, and everyone has a smile before dinner. Thanks!

w
w.
Old and new.

I love this platter. I bought it for my wife and she loves it too. The dinosaurs make us smile. More dinosaur stuff, please! I bought it for the whimsey, thinking it was a bit expensive for kitsch, but I bought a set of serving bowls, afterwards, because of the obvious quality of construction of the platter. The other great thing is that my dad just thinks it is a traditional-porcelain dish. No need to let him know otherwise.

J
J.L.
Fun platter

I'd give it 5-stars if the blue was a little darker so it matched our actual blue willow dishes.

C
C.C.
They laughed, they loved it

I gave away several and they are prized. Would be great to have a "what's the worst that could happen" version!

N
N.
Make up reasons to use it ...

We love this platter and now often present our meals unnessisarily to enjoy it.

B
B.
cool and robust

great looking dish that can take a beating in the dishwasher. It’s in heavy rotation at our house. It came securely packed in about 7 days. I will definitely be purchasing other stuff.

R
R.
Fantastic

Do you want to get a phone call from someone that only texts? This platter can make it happen.

A
A.
Love

I love cooking with my sons. It's great to make a fantastic meal with a surprise below.

M
M.
Love it!

After I got the Calamityware tea set for Christmas, I have been haunting the shop, trying to decide what my next piece would be. I went with this platter, which is a nice size, arrived promptly, and has the same beautiful unique art. I love it. Now, all I need is that service for twelve...