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Octocaddy Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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A classy octopus driving a classic convertible. What could be cooler?

Printed on Bella+Canvas asphalt gray t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Love the design, too, but.... women's sizes! And a V neck sometime maybe?

Oh please lovely Calamity people, please more women's shirts, and I will love you forever (more than I already do) if there could be a V neck or a dolman cut or something like that for those of us who hate things up against our necks, unless they're like, you know, a snake or something!

Grey o.C.O.A.e.c.a.i.t.f.f.
More colors?

More than only grey please

Lisa A.
Wishing the design was a different color

The t-shirt fits great and I love the Octopus and Caddy...but the black design on the dark gray shirt doesn't show up well. I wish the print was either darker or of another color so it would stand out better.

Lisa H.
I'm in love with this design!

I absolutely love the design, but I wish it were printed in white or printed in black but on a lighter color. I wanna SEE Fred when I wear him.

Love the design

BUT...need a women's cut shirt. Hope this happens in the future.