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Remember back in the day when you would go down to Calamity Beach with your friends and you would eat at Pizzafiend every night because it was really cheap and you were saving your money for Def Leppard t-shirts and tokens to play Asteroids? Of course you don't. But if such a place existed, this would be the shirt they would give you as a prize for devouring their "Pig Pie" in one sitting.
Printed on Bella+Canvas military-green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).
Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.
The design is distressed and printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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Shipping Information:
We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
