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Once we reach a certain age, it seems like we need a little help to keep the Grim Reaper away. Perhaps a fierce and loyal hound for protection when the reaper peddles by. This shirt makes a great birthday gift for anyone turning an uncomfortably large age or as a congratulations for someone who got a good result from their colonoscopy. Not today, Mr. Reaper!
Printed on Bella+Canvas boisterous yellow t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).
Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut and a unisex hoodie.
The design is printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
