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Kitchen Witch Kitchen Textiles

Item: Placemats (4-Pack)

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When our ancestors were still living in caves, they already understood that most home accidents occurred in the kitchen. Tea spilled, pots broke, and woolly-mammoth casseroles burned. The ancients believed the cause of these mishaps were mischievous demons and the solution was a Kitchen Witch—a talisman with the magical powers to thwart malevolent forces in the home.

Our Kitchen Witch Kitchen Textiles offer the same questionable mojo as traditional charms, but with a modern design and endless practicality. Groundbreaking!

Printed in black on white, 100% cotton.

Kitchen Witch Textiles are available as follows:

  • Placemats (4 in each pack)
  • Napkins (4 in each pack)
  • Tea Towels (3 in each pack)
  • Apron (sold individually)
  • Oven Mitt (sold individually)
  • Pot Holders (2 in each pack)
  • One Set Of Each: 4 Placemats, 4 Napkins, 3 Tea Towels, 1 Apron, 1 Oven Mitt, 2 Pot Holders

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Dimensions & More Info
  • Placemats: 13.5" x 19" (35.5 cm x 48 cm)
  • Napkins: 18" X 18" (45.5 cm x 45.5 cm)
  • Tea Towels: 18.5" X 27.5" (47 cm x 70 cm) - includes corner loop
  • Apron: 33" X 29" (84 cm x 73.5 cm) - includes front pocket
  • Oven Mitt: 7.5" X 13" (19 cm x 33 cm)
  • Pot Holders: 8" X 8" (20.5 cm x 20.5 cm)
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
  • Machine wash colors separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Low iron.
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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 30 reviews

I bought the apron, oven mitt and tea towels. They're a good sturdy cotton material and will hold up to use and washing well. The apron has an adjustable neck strap, and one of the reasons i bought this pattern is that it hides stains well lol!
The main reason, of course, is the patterns’ whimsy. I have a black and white theme going in my kitchen. My hand soap dispenser and sponge holder have a similar repetitive pattern, one with flowers, the other is a repeating swirls, and flower pots with yet another mix with stars swirls and dots. The thing is that the tea towels etc seems to have just another black and white pattern but on closer inspection it reveals the witchy theme! Making herbal medicinal teas and tinctures, salves and lotions appears more ‘magical’ when i wear the apron!

Perfect for the Witch Brewing up Potions in any Kitchen

I like my "Things could be worse" kitchen textile set, but, sometimes, a gal just needs basic black (and white). The Kitchen Witch textile set is perfect for the spooky season. The textiles go well with the Kitchen Witch Canister set. The weight of the cloth is nice. I have a hard time tying apron strings behind my back, so I used one of the tea towels cut in half on the long axis, and added to the length of each apron tie. Works well. The oven mitts are well insulated. With the addition of the Kitchen Witch Talisman (with the cat charm), my kitchen is well protected from calamity.

James C.
Everything Don!

Doing it Don! Liking the Black things. I’d like to exchange my blue monster wallpaper for a black version because I want it to go with my monster shower curtain. The blue it going to clash. I want the Graphic Black to own the tiny room where I do my business.

Katina C.
Fun Napkins

Love the napkins so much that I have bought them, each time a different group, 3 times! They are functional AND they are a fun conversation piece with guests. I will buy more again.


Great quality. Love the quirkiness of Calamity


Ahhhhh love it. I think my favorite part is the frog. I didnt even recognize it was a frog for the longest time. Great and fun design and lovely tea towel


I loved these pot holders. They wash up well and are very sturdy. I love it that they are made of cotton and have the best pattern on them. They look excellent in my kitchen. My friend gifted me with the tea towels which are fabulous, the placemats which make my table look fantastic with my bright yellow dishes, and napkins which will hold up well to many washes as they all are made of sturdy cotton :) <3 I loved my gift so much I came back here and bought the matching pot holders. Hope to buy more in the future.



Charming Addition to Kitchen Linens

These are exactly what I wanted to give as little Halloween gifts, and I know the recipients will be pleased with the clever and clear graphics and the quality of the material. They are perfect for the season, but can easily be used all year for Kitchen Witch good luck!

Lisa L.
Perfect Gift

I bought the Kitchen Witch apron for one of my daughters-in-law. She will like the witchcraft design and it will go perfectly with her two black cats as she works in the kitchen.