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Things Could Be Worse Shower Curtain

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Description

A glorious shower curtain decorated with our almost-famous Things Could Be Worse pattern. We call it Things Could Be Worse because it includes reminders that, no matter how poorly your day is going, things could be worse. You could also be plagued by pterodactyls, pursued by rogue robots, pestered by zombie poodles.

This shower curtain is adorned with Calamityware's blue and white traditional-looking pattern with lots of discombobulating details. Top-quality, heavy-weight, polyester fabric curtain with button-holes for hanging.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 70"W x approximately 72"L (178 cm x 183 cm)
  • Repeating pattern.
  • Heavy-weight (140 gsm).
  • Blue design printed on one side of white polyester fabric.
  • Twelve button holes (5/8" or 1.6 cm) along the top accept conventional shower curtain rings.
  • Fully hemmed.
  • Designed by Don Moyer in Pittsburgh, PA.
  • Made at the Ningbo Siteler workshop in China.

 

We recommend a liner since that extends the life of any shower curtain and it allows the creatures to hang outside the bath tub while the liner stays inside. The polyester isn't waterproof so you can't use it to make a wading pool. But someone who hates liners could get away with just this curtain.

Care
  • Machine wash separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Remove promptly.
  • Low iron if needed.
Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Who we are

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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