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Christmas Calamities Ornaments (Set of 4)

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A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment. All your favorite holiday cliches gone slightly wrong. Hang these naughty nasties on your tree, wall, or window.

Sold only in sets of four. Each set contains four different porcelain ornament designs—the borders are identical but there are four unique center landscapes.

Dimensions & More
  • 3.75" diameter (9.5 cm). Each weighs 2.12 ounces (60 g).
  • Comes in a brown kraft gift box for easy gift giving. Gold ribbons for hanging included.
  • Christmas red images on white porcelain.
  • Decorated with four different designs; same design on front and back.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Produced using the in-glaze decoration process. That means the image is slightly melted into the surface like the fine porcelain you see in museums.
  • Made in Thailand.
    Use & Care
    • Mini versions of the Calamityware holiday plate designs for your tree, window, or wall.



    • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.
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      Who we are

      Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

      Customer Reviews

      Based on 15 reviews
      Bonnie S.f.C.
      Would you look at these beauties?!

      Hot diggidy damn, the red ornaments arrived on December 23rd! They quickly joined their blue cousins on “Acoustapus”, which is as close as we get to a Christmas tree in my house. As of today, January 16th, they’re still up. Why not, they make us happy and you know that Valentines Day will be here in a blink! Get your orders in while they’re available, no kidding, you won’t regret it.

      Christmas Keeper!

      Just ordered for NEXT year - can’t wait already! I’m always late so no matter to me and it’s a reminder as to why I own the “Things Could Be Worse” mugs. Great products! Love them all!

      Vicki P.
      Tree needed an upgrade

      My Christmas tree is pretty and somewhat fancy-ish. Cardinals everywhere, shiny stuff. Enter my new Calamityware ornaments. Sure, I have some amusing ornaments on the tree: a flying pig, Xmas armadillo, leg lamp, pickle (glass, not real)...ok, that's it. Enter monsters, flying monkeys, robots, UFOs and whatnots on the 2022 tree. It just feels right, ya know?

      Virginia K.

      Ya'll get 5 stars just for bring able to get these out to those if us suffering and starving for Calamityware Christmas Ornaments this year! God Bless ya'll! Eeeeeek! I've already gotten my order in!

      Lorna N.

      Love love love my ornaments!!! I got a red and a blue set of the first style. Hope the folks I’m gifting them to love them as well, but I know they will!!! 5 stars on the items and the ease and speed of order and delivery. Will def order from them again!!!!

      Perfect gift

      A great complement to the mugs I gave out last year for holiday gifts, love the ornaments!

      Debra R.

      A perfect addition to my eclectic collection of ornaments.

      Jaimee H.
      Classy, Festive, and Fun

      While I would like the review title to be how others describe me, it is a much more apt description of these ornaments. This is our second Calamityware purchase and it will not be our last. They arrived quickly and were very well padded and packed. The ornaments themselves have some heft to them and feel of quality. I also greatly appreciated that they came with the ribbon for hanging. The festive details in the artwork are perfect for adding some whimsical holiday joy to your decor.

      Great gift

      Bought these for my daughter, and she absolutely loved them! The quality and workmanship of these ornaments are outstanding!

      Kathlena F.
      We need MORE Ornaments!

      A friend gave me the Holiday ornaments because she knew how much I loved the first 3 sets. Now we need MORE! Since these say Holiday Series on the box, who could blame you for adding year-round holidays to the mix? Valentine's Day, St. Patrick's Day, Easter, Halloween.... and if you choose to do them in various holiday themed colors that would be ok too. I just can't wait to see what y'all come up with next! Of all the Calamity-ware pieces I own, these are my favorites!