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Things Could Be Worse Bowls (4-Pack)

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We expect this product to start shipping in mid-June, 2024.

No matter how bad your day is going, these beautiful porcelain bowls graciously remind you things could be much worse. You could also be chased by UFOs, pestered by pirates, or plagued by giant frogs.

Sold only in packs of four. Each pack contains four identical deep porcelain bowls to go with your Calamityware dinnerware. 

Holds 2 cups of liquid with extra space left over for sloshing.

Note: These bowls are nearly identical to the shape and size of the Omnivore Bowls that were released in 2017. Click here to find out more about the differences.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 3"H (7.5 cm), 5.55" diameter (14 cm) at the top.
  • Holds 2 cups (.47 L) with extra space left over for sloshing.
  • Rich blue image on white porcelain.
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 67th Kickstarter project in 2024.
  • Produced using the in-glaze decoration process. That means the image is slightly melted into the surface like the fine porcelain you see in museums.
  • Made at the award-winning Cmielow porcelain workshop in Poland.
    Use & Care
    These deep bowls are great for chili, ice cream, snacks, and your favorite cereal.

    • Food safe.
    • Microwave safe.
    • Dishwasher safe.
    • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.
      Shipping & Returns

      Shipping Information:

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      Where it's made

      These porcelain pieces are fired in Poland at one of the oldest and most accomplished porcelain workshops in the world. The Cmielow team traces their start to 1790. Work from these craftspeople can be found in museums and in the palaces of royalty. Our porcelain designs are in-glaze, which means slightly melted into the surface of the piece, to ensure a beautiful crisp image for years to come.

      Who we are

      Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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