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Things Could Be Worse Silks

$ 70.00
Item:
Square Scarf
Long Scarf
Necktie
Pocket Square

A traditional-looking pattern with discombobulating details to remind you of the countless inconveniences you won’t have to face today.

The scarves are made from silk habotai. Silk habotai is the fine silk weave originally developed for kimonos. Very light with a smooth surface. It’s the best of the best.

The necktie and pocket square are made from silk twill.

Square scarf 36" square (90 cm) silk habotai (8 mommes) with hand-hemmed, rolled edges. 

Long scarf 27" x 78" (68 cm x 198 cm) silk habotai (8 mommes) with hand-hemmed, rolled edges.

Necktie hand crafted, 3" wide (7 cm), silk twill to add a subtle charm to your wardrobe. The length is 59.5" (151 cm) from tip to tip.

Pocket square 12" (30 cm) silk twill (14 mommes) with hand-hemmed, rolled edges. Perfect to add a dash of color to your blazer pocket. Some people have said they plan to frame the pocket square to spice up an art collection.

Get some tips on caring for your Calamityware silk here.

Customer Reviews

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Nice and thick silk

My friend has serious business meetings. She’ll love wearing this scarf to them. I’m assuming that the monsters and aliens have protective qualities? (Is a joke, but couldn’t hurt!)

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Marie F.
Happiness in a box

I sent this beautiful , cheeky scarf to my sister-in-law who has breast cancer. She's under going Chemo and I thought it might make her laugh as she wrapped it around her head. She adores it and was so thrilled. Cancer can be very somber, but sometimes you just have to remember things could be worse and you also need a lot of laughter to overcome hard times. So as this arrived, she labeled it Happiness in a Box.

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Amy T.
missing order

Ordered the necktie as a Father's Day gift for my hubby - 3 weeks ago - have not recieved it yet...

Hi there! I'm sorry that the couriers (FedEx or USPS, whichever you chose for delivery) haven't delivered your order yet. Can you please email us at robot@calamityware.com with your order information so we can look into this further for you?

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Anonymous
Love this company

I've bought gifts for two friends now, and they have both LOVED them. The tie was the most recent, and it's already been worn several times. Love the work you do, the quality of the products, and the humor that goes into each and every bit of writing. Thank you!

Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
100%
(4)
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C
C.
Nice and thick silk

My friend has serious business meetings. She’ll love wearing this scarf to them. I’m assuming that the monsters and aliens have protective qualities? (Is a joke, but couldn’t hurt!)

M
Marie F.
Happiness in a box

I sent this beautiful , cheeky scarf to my sister-in-law who has breast cancer. She's under going Chemo and I thought it might make her laugh as she wrapped it around her head. She adores it and was so thrilled. Cancer can be very somber, but sometimes you just have to remember things could be worse and you also need a lot of laughter to overcome hard times. So as this arrived, she labeled it Happiness in a Box.

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Amy T.
missing order

Ordered the necktie as a Father's Day gift for my hubby - 3 weeks ago - have not recieved it yet...

Hi there! I'm sorry that the couriers (FedEx or USPS, whichever you chose for delivery) haven't delivered your order yet. Can you please email us at robot@calamityware.com with your order information so we can look into this further for you?

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Anonymous
Love this company

I've bought gifts for two friends now, and they have both LOVED them. The tie was the most recent, and it's already been worn several times. Love the work you do, the quality of the products, and the humor that goes into each and every bit of writing. Thank you!