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Calamity World Beer Stein

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Description
Planet Earth, where calamities have been a tradition since the big bang.

Muddled through another calamitous day? You deserve a beer...in a majestic porcelain stein.

The world’s best beer steins are decorated with pompous coats of arms that suggest regal connections and respect for proud, timeless traditions. But this stein is embellished with our own Calamity World coat of arms.

20 ounce capacity.
Dimensions & More Info
  • 20-ounce (590 mL) capacity. 7"H (18 cm), 3.25" diameter (7.5 cm) at top, 4" diameter (10 cm) at bottom.

  • Rich blue images on white porcelain.
  • Decorated on both sides with glorious, ersatz heraldic junk in a Euro-centric blue that reminds one of the summer sky reflected in the forest pools of Finlandia.
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 54th Kickstarter project in 2021.
  • Produced using the in-glaze decoration process. That means the image is slightly melted into the surface like the fine porcelain you see in museums.
  • Made by skilled craftspeople in the Czech Republic—a place where they know a few things about beer and steins.
    Use & Care

    Use:

    • These small plates will accommodate all sorts of sweet and savory treats, like cookies for Santa, carrots for Rudolph, a piece of fruit cake, or an after-Thanksgiving turkey sandwich.

     

    Care:

    • Food safe.
    • Microwave safe.
    • Dishwasher safe.
    • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.
    Shipping & Returns

    Shipping Information:

    We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

     

    Shipping & Return Policies:

    Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

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    Robin F.
    Love my mug

    Calamity ware is a love/hate thing in my house. I love the zany designs my wife hates them. She opened the box that came yesterday and our daughter instagrammed the unboxing. Not going to post that. I on the other hand love the mug and have used it for many things already except beer. That’s tonight’s treat. Don’s creativity and imagination are literally baked into these steins and if you enjoy it, you’ll add this to your collection, even if they seem to mysteriously disappear up to the back of the top shelf.

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    Margaret S.
    Beer Stein for Wooden Utensils

    Yay! My Calamityware Beer Stein arrived! It is gorgeous. I don't drink alcohol. I do need something to hold the wooden utensils which have been taking up drawer space. The Beer Stein looked perfect for that job. And it sits next to the Calamityware Cookie Jar, so the dragons on granola guard duty can sip their favorite beverages when I am not looking.

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    Jan R.
    Adorable Beer Stein

    I'm not sure you want a beer stein to be called 'adorable' but this truly is. It's an excellent size - not too huge as many steins are - and feels good in the hand. We've got and daily use many of Don's porcelain products: dinner plates (all of them), smaller plates, bowls, platters. It's nice to sit down to refreshingly amusing decoration every meal. Helps to keep things light in these dark times. The whole family loves them. The guests are always amused. The stein is a nice accompaniment.

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    Chris
    This Stein Makes You Magic

    It’s true! Drinking Guinness from this stein enhanced my moderate magical powers. I’m pretty certain it wasn’t just the pint of Guinness that made me feel more powerful than usual. I feel confident that the combination of these important icons: rampant dragons, a bat, a snack and a doohickey caused this surge of magic. Try it and report here.

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    Amy S.
    My favorite cup!

    This beer stein is my new favorite cup! The design is so fun, and I love the large size and bigger handle. It’s perfect for a cup of hot tea on the porch after work.

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    Marcia
    Christmas gifts

    I gave 2 steins as Christmas gifts. Both recipients LOVED them! They were a definite hit.

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    Plucky R.V.D.
    Futre pub-stein for my wife

    We have a local pub that we love and they have a wall-o-friends where frequent fliers have stored steins. This one is going to be for my wife as soon as the pub waves its magical hands over our continued patronage and invites us to the wall. At present I'm hiding it from her so that I can surprise her with its awesomeness! Thanks Calamity and I hope that other patrons ask about it, buy one and then enjoy using it along with us!

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    Lawrence K.
    SCORE!

    Perfect gift for the highly intelligent and absurd, beer drinking hockey fan. They are hard to satisfy with gifts (or fists), but this one was a hat trick !

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    Ms D.
    Approved!

    My husband heartily approved his stein. Such a noble vessel. Everything is better with this around.

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    Samantha R.C.
    It's a Calamity!

    Amazing! I think this design is my favorite thus far. This is the perfect mug to hold my liquids and snacks. It's hard not to gift this to EVERYONE.

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