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Calamityware Ornaments

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Bring this family heirloom into your home this holiday season! Mini versions of the Calamityware dinner plate designs for your tree, window, or wall.

Porcelain ornaments available in sets of four different designs. Choose the series you prefer when you add the item to your cart, or select the option to collect all twelve designs at a discounted price.

Series 1: Flying Monkeys, Giant Robot, Voracious Sea Monster, UFO Invasion
Series 2: Pirates, Volcano, Tentacles, Vortex of Doom
Series 3: Plague of Frogs, Sasquatch, Zombie Poodles, Pterodactyl

Dimensions & More
  • 3.75" diameter (9.5 cm). Each weighs 2.12 oz (60 g).
  • Comes in a brown kraft gift box for easy gift giving. Red ribbons for hanging included.
  • Rich blue images on white porcelain.
  • Decorated with four different designs; same design on front and back.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made in Thailand.
Use & Care
  • Mini versions of the Calamityware dinner plate designs for your tree, window, or wall.



  • Porcelain is both delicate and durable. We think you’ll enjoy Don’s blog about caring for your new treasures.
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    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 90 reviews
    Vicki M.
    Going to Australia

    I bought these for my niece who was out visiting from Australia. She and her family were visiting out here for Christmas and I loved the set with the flying monkeys and gave these to her and her family for a gift. They got passed around and everyone got a great laugh out of them. They were a big hit and they will be heading back to Australia with them when they go back home. They will be thinking of Auntie Vicki when they are checking them out. Very happy with them.

    Oh noes!

    I couldn't decide which ornament series to get so I got them all. I love them! They are elegant on the Christmas tree. Guests take a not too close look and say how nice they are. I tell them to take a closer look and I love their reactions when they see what's really going on. The quality is outstanding, beautiful heft and feel of the porcelain! I especially love the robot. "Gort, Klaatu barada nikto".

    Linda L.
    These are awesome!

    I love these ornaments! So fun, I gave them as stocking-stuffer type gifts to my family, and everyone loved them! Very high-quality, well-packaged, and I love that the design is on both sides, so no need to worry about facing it the right way. I just need to get a set for myself now!

    Oh What Fun!

    These look amazing and are a wonderful idea! I only wish I'd learned about them sooner...(in time to order for this year's Christmas festivities). Alas, too late :( Please keep them in stock year-round and maybe drop the price a smidge? TY!

    Carol S.C.
    I gave the gift of all 12 Calamities to friends this year

    I LOVE these ornaments! The look so traditional and boring, but upon closer inspection are anything but! My faves are the flying monkeys, giant robot, UFOs, and (who doesn't love) zombie poodles!! I highly recommend them! CS Cain

    Too fun!

    I love this product line, I was introduced by a good friend who has the dinner ware on her wish list. Next for me is the teapot and accoutrements.

    Great and imaginative

    These ornaments are great. As an antiques dealer, I am understand the China pattens they are based on. They are very high quality. I gave them as a gift and the recipient loved them.

    A bit pricey, but well worth it

    I purchased these as a surprise stocking stuffer for my daughter - she was delighted. The quality of the pieces are exceptional. Now she is bugging me for more. I guess I know what I am getting her for Xmas next year!

    Wanted to keep them for myself... so I did

    I got these as a gift for my designer sister and music journalist brother-in-law but loved them so much I decided we would have to split the set. They loved their two ornaments as much as I love mine! I’m bummed it’s almost time to put Christmas stuff away so I might just have to buy some mugs or something

    So Good!

    These ornaments are the best! I can’t wait to purchase more sets and give them as gifts next year! Thank you for such quick shipping and excellent service!! I love your company- keep up the great work!