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Kitchen and dining room textiles decorated with an endless landscape of exotic plants, animals, and a few visitors from outer space. Looks great with your Calamityware porcelain.
Printed in cool gray on 100% white cotton.
Flora, Fauna, & Aliens Kitchen Textiles are available as follows:
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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Gorgeous
I love this understated pattern and color! Can’t wait to use it in my kitchen!
Not as thick as I expected, but they do a great job protecting hands from the heat. Love the unique pattern too 😀
Super cute and well made! Arrived quickly.
Love this color. The quality and craftsmanship of design is good. Wish they offered the normal design or did something more wheres the calamity picture hidden in a color like this in napkins
Love these so much that I wont use them with really messy dinners.
Almost too nice to use!
I love this apron. It covered up very nicely, I’m short so it’s long on me but would be perfect for a taller person too. The pockets and ties are generous. The fabric is lovely and light but tough enough to protect me from splatters. I love the soft gray.
Cute and great quality.
Super cute and wash well. Although there was a bit of shrinkage but now they look less formal. Color goes with everything.
