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Things Could Be Worse Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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Take some of your favorite Calamityware creatures out of the china cabinet and go outside for a walk in this delightful t-shirt.

Printed on Bella+Canvas white t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut and a unisex baseball style.

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Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 12 reviews
Wren L.
Already my favorite

Don't buy a Calamityware tee if you are shy because total strangers will be looking at your chest and smiling.

Kate F.
So. Much. Fun.

This t-shirt is the most fun shirt I own. It is comfortable, great fabric -- but the best part is watching people do a double take when they notice the UFO or the giant frog. They either ask about or or move away as quickly as possible -- too much calamity? Never.

Elisabeth S.
Calamity women’s tee

Love this t-shirt! I upsized to large and it fits nicely, not tight, but flattering. I plan to wear it with red pants for July 4 celebration.

Sarah M.
Best of the worst

Things could be worse, but this shirt couldn’t be better to remind me there are still things (magically mysterious crypto-creatures, mostly) to make me smile! I’m 5’ 7”, 175 lb & still working off some COVID-era chonk, and the women’s XL fits perfectly.

Annie F.

Cool not just because the monsters are cool but because this shirt will be cool and comfy this summer. I am always looking for good-looking white t-shirts for sunny summer days. They are harder to find that one would expect.

It’s a perfect calamity.

So in love with this tee. I ordered the women’s medium and I have the perfect amount of slouch without being sloppy. Washes and dries, warm/warm, with no shrinking. The blue artwork on the tee is even a prettier blue than on the website.

Great shirt

The shirt is medium weight which I prefer. Design is great. I'm hoping they make different designs on white tshirts so I can buy those too.

marjorie d.
great shirt

great shirt. maybe runs a little small.

Love this shirt

Absolutely fabulous tshirt, especially for a friend with a bizarre sense of humor. Couldn't be happier!

Funny, Comfy Wearable Art

I bought the T-shirt for the art. It’s quirky and charming and funny. But it’s also very comfortable and soft. So far, the colors are holding true. And where else can I find the same art is on my mugs? Calamityware, that’s where!