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Things Could Be Worse Christmas Tote Bag

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You can’t escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merriment—a reminder of the countless inconveniences you hopefully won’t have to face on your next shopping trip.

This bag is printed in Calamityware red on white 100% cotton.

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Dimensions & More Info
  • Approximately 15" (30 cm) square.
  • The long handle allows the bag to be carried over an average human's shoulder.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made by textile wizards in India.
Use & Care
Handy for small shopping trips.

  • Machine wash in cold, using delicate cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Dry flat.
  • Do not iron.
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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

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