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Calamityware Cat Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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The same cat that inhabits the Calamityware dinner plates also graces t-shirts. Simple and serene with a steady gaze.

Printed on Bella+Canvas mysterious military green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 37 reviews
Black cats rule!

This tee is very comfortable, and I get many complements from those who see the shirt. I love critters, and black cats are the best. A few years ago, I lost one of the best cats I've shared company with, Poncho. So I bought this tee in his honor.

Recipient expressed delight

Gave this as a gift to a cat lady. I was pretty sure she'd like it after reading the reviewer comment about the drab color, and I was right. We're both pretty dull.

Purfect gift !

I bought this for my husband, his birthday is coming up ! I love this shirt ! The fabric is great and the design is absolutely purfect ! We have a black cat (who picked my husband as his favorite human) and it reminds me so much of his crazy stare...the cat’s that is..hahhaha My husband is going to love this shirt, I know that for sure ! I love all your designs, what great work and what a wonderful sense of humor !
Keep up the good work !


I love my cat shirt! Although it has great cat-a-tude, it is very soft to the touch. I got it in green and like the more grey-green/olivish color. This cat would not like a kelly green! Meow! No! Looking for them on my Calamity plates is a favorite game I play with my guests. Yes, I have all the plate sets, platter, tea pot, you see why I needed this shirt.

He is watching you...

Well, I suppose technically, he is watching others. Yup, it's you two, together against the world. Enjoy!

Unisex Cat T-shirt

I love this t- shirt!! It's great material and is lightweight and quite comfortable to wear.
Perfect job, Calamityware! I will be getting more.
Black cats are awesome!

Gayle S.
Love this shirt

Very soft fabric, fun design (crazy cat lady here), and it gets plenty of attention at our local animal rescue center where I volunteer 😸


Was going to buy one for myself, but in a last-minute Xmas panic bought one for my teen son, and he loves it. I'm jealous.


My husband loves it. Fits well & nice fabric. Looks like our black kitty, which is the best part.

too cool

my new favorite T. the cat's enigmatic stare says everything. and nothing.
i'll be ordering another for when this one wears out.
calamitywear rules