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Coffee Please Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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Description

We gave Don an assignment to design a larger mug and he gave us a few options. This iteration was rejected because the shipping costs would have been outrageous. So, instead of producing a 900-gallon porcelain mug, we stuck the sketch on a t-shirt (and a letterpress print).

Printed on Bella+Canvas leaf green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

Care
  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.

 

For more information about our apparel, check out our FAQs.

Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).

 

Shipping & Return Policies:

Click here to find shipping and return policies. Questions? Email us at Robot@calamityware.com.

Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

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Kathryn N.
*I* get five stars in this shirt!

I'm peacocking around in this shirt and blue-and-white striped jeans, and am clearly the best-dressed creature in sight (shh, don't remind me I'm home alone. . .). Splendid design, excellent quality shirt, accurate sizing, and huzzah for printing it on an actually interesting color that still goes with stuff. I've got the giant mug that goes with it, and you, reader, should get yourself one, too. And the shirt. You won't be sorry.

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Don M.
New favorite

Soft shirt. Really big coffee. I had to buy one. Bliss.

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Hollie H.
Had to get a back up!!!!

Love this t-shirt SO much! Soft and comfy and I get tons of compliments and questions about it. Needed to order a back up just in case (heaven forbid) something happens to my first one!

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MsMz
of course it is a high 5!

purchased for husband: he loves it! not his first "Calamity" t-shirt and won't be his last. good quality material, btw.

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Candy W.
Great Shirt

I love this shirt! So soft and beautiful. I get lots of compliments, especially from other coffee lovers.

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Barbara T.
Love my tee!

I am wearing my shirt as I write this review. Love, love, love it!! I always get comments when I wear it , and I’m usually also carrying my travel mug, too. It always makes me smile and remember ‘things could always be worse’!

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Jeffrey D.H.
Awesome Calamityware T-shirt

Great fit and color, soft material with wonderful design. Love it!!!!!

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Alika T.
What’s not to like??

Humongous cup of coffee, epic design. It’s from Calamity Ware!!!
Just buy it, or regret it for the rest of your life…just saying.

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DM
Perfect t-shirt!

Perfect fit, color, & cool design! I bought this for my super picky husband & it’s a big hit!

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