Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I bought all three, one for me and two for my exercise buddies. We all love them, not only for the hilarity of the design, but they keep your drink cold (or hot I suppose) quite well. And the demons ward off injuries from that extra 30 lbs you added to your dead lifts trying to impress you-know-who, who really was not impressed by that, but is impressed by your good taste in a water bottle.
I just got my insulated thermos' & they look terrific. The size, colors, patterns, ease of lid use, cleaning ease, make them a big hit for me. I use insulated mugs and cups every day for hot & cold drinks and these demons do it all. I can get rid of all my old ones now. Also they almost, almost make me want to get off the couch & lift weights
My daughter is totally delighted with her present, and seems happy with all about it... the way it looks and works and the size is just right. More water! Thank you.
My husband loved his exercising demons drink bottle. Says it keeps his water cold - even in infernal temperatures.
I can’t help showing off the design and pun to friends and coworkers. Keeps my cold drink cold for my entire work day.
I absolutely love your items!! Seriously, you are my people. I would love to have a lid that provides the option of allowing me to use a straw myself. I will likely purchase one regardless but, if you have that type of lid please let me know. Thank you!
Got my new water bottle last week, and my daughter is already jealous! Love the design, makes me laugh every time. And it's a very nice bottle, too. Keeps my water cold for choir rehearsal, and at least someone in my house is exercising ;-)
Got these as a Christmas present for family and they all loved them! So unique.
Your items always delight me!
I bought three of these for gifts. I’ve given one to a sin, who has taken it to his office. He absolutely loves it and says his water intake has increased considerably since I gave him this water bottle. The other two are Xmas gifts, and I have no doubt they’ll be as big a hit with their recipients as the first.