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Exercising Demons Insulated Bottles

Color: Black

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A sturdy, insulated, 24-ounce stainless steel water bottle decorated with a dignified pattern of demons engaged in wholesome exercise. The design is available in three color choices—red bottle with black demons, black bottle with white demons, and white bottle with black demons. Bottles have a glossy but textured stainless steel finish.

Bottles are constructed with an insulating vacuum layer sandwiched between two layers of premium stainless steel. Miraculously, cold beverages stay cold and hot beverages stay hot (not at the same time). Tests show up to 6 hours for hot coffee and up to 24 hours for water with ice.

Screw-on plastic top won’t leak when you tip your bottle over at the gym. Flip-up sippy spout and removable, interior straw allows you to drink without removing the top.
Dimensions & More Info
  • Diameter is 3" (76mm)
  • Opening diameter is 2" (51mm)
  • Height of the bottle with lid is 10.5" (25.5cm). Without the lid, the bottle stands 9.5"H (27cm).
  • Capacity is 24 ounces ( 700 mL).
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 58th Kickstarter project in 2022.
  • Bottles have a glossy but textured stainless steel finish.
  • Produced with premium, food-grade 304 stainless steel.
  • All plastics are BPA-free.
  • Decoration applied using water transfers (decals) which proved to be the most durable in our tests.
  • Made in China by a top manufacturer of stainless steel insulated bottles.
  • Do not microwave or place metal bottle in the dishwasher.
  • To protect the demons decoration, don't scrub the outside with harsh abrasives.
  • Plastic lid and straw can go in the dishwasher on the top shelf away from the heating elements.
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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 13 reviews

I bought all three, one for me and two for my exercise buddies. We all love them, not only for the hilarity of the design, but they keep your drink cold (or hot I suppose) quite well. And the demons ward off injuries from that extra 30 lbs you added to your dead lifts trying to impress you-know-who, who really was not impressed by that, but is impressed by your good taste in a water bottle.

Love my new demons

I just got my insulated thermos' & they look terrific. The size, colors, patterns, ease of lid use, cleaning ease, make them a big hit for me. I use insulated mugs and cups every day for hot & cold drinks and these demons do it all. I can get rid of all my old ones now. Also they almost, almost make me want to get off the couch & lift weights

It was a gift, calamity red water bottle

My daughter is totally delighted with her present, and seems happy with all about it... the way it looks and works and the size is just right. More water! Thank you.

Demon water bottle

My exercising demons water bottle is the greatest. It keeps my cold drinks nice and cold, the ice lasts a long time. It’s fits in most cup holders too. Plus I get compliments on it a lot.

Devishly fun

My husband loved his exercising demons drink bottle. Says it keeps his water cold - even in infernal temperatures.

Jacquelynn H.
Hilarious and durable

I can’t help showing off the design and pun to friends and coworkers. Keeps my cold drink cold for my entire work day.

Lid Design

I absolutely love your items!! Seriously, you are my people. I would love to have a lid that provides the option of allowing me to use a straw myself. I will likely purchase one regardless but, if you have that type of lid please let me know. Thank you!

Lori B.
My daughter is jealous!

Got my new water bottle last week, and my daughter is already jealous! Love the design, makes me laugh every time. And it's a very nice bottle, too. Keeps my water cold for choir rehearsal, and at least someone in my house is exercising ;-)

They loved them!

Got these as a Christmas present for family and they all loved them! So unique.

Tina B.

Your items always delight me!