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Calamity World Coat-of-Arms Women's T-Shirt

Size: Women's S

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Remember the dark ages...when your castle was safe and outside everything was chaos and pestilence? Seems like that classic era is coming back, right? So, Don has drawn a fresh heraldic device you can wear when you must go out. Even if you don’t know the difference between an escutcheon and an elephant rampant, you’ll thrill to the added gentility this frisky, multi-color design brings to a fine-quality t-shirt.

Printed on Bella+Canvas maroon t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut and our majestic porcelain beer stein.

Sizes & More Info

The design is distressed and printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Amy S.
Far from a Calamity

I love my fabulous new Calamityware Coat-of-Arms T-Shirt. I don’t like clothes that “touch me” … if it rides up in the armpits, strangles me with a tight collar or if I can feel it squishing me in general … I’m gonna burn it. This shirt fits perfectly, is super soft and comfortable and is very flattering on your bumps and curves. The fit is true to size … not too snug, not too loose. The printing is high-quality and rich in color. Great job by Don and the team! Get one for yourself and let your Calamityware Flag fly!


Get lots of compliments

Maria P.
Right at home.

Being perpetually clumsy, the Ouch! at the top banner makes me feel right at home. I have found my people!

Lisa A.
Who doesn't have some calamity in their heritage?

As a (distant) relative to Napoleon Bonaparte, I can easily relate to this t-shirt design. The material is soft, the sizing seems right, and of course the design is calamitous. Highly recommended.

Lynne J.

Love my new Calamityware Coat-of-Arms T-Shirt. It fits perfectly and is very soft and comfortable. It's perfect for our times--Calamityware--what else need I say? Well done, Don and team!!