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Calamityware Coat-of-Arms Unisex T-Shirt

$ 28.00
Size:
Unisex S
Unisex M
Unisex L
Unisex XL
Unisex 2XL
Unisex 3XL

Remember the dark ages...when your castle was safe and outside everything was chaos and pestilence? Seems like that classic era is coming back, right? So, Don has drawn a fresh heraldic device you can wear when you must go out. Even if you don’t know the difference between an escutcheon and an elephant rampant, you’ll thrill to the added gentility this frisky, multi-color design brings to a fine-quality t-shirt.

These t-shirts, available in a relaxed Women's cut and a Unisex style, are printed on maroon Bella+Canvas 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton. The design has a distressed look and is printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Also available as a hoodie. The coat of arms can also be found on our majestic porcelain beer stein.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
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Barb

This is a really good quality, comfortable tee. Goes with anything I choose to wear with it, as well as everything I don't choose to wear with it. Also, I love when people try to figure out the design!

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Lyn
Gift

Gift for son in law. He loves me now!

K
Karen
Coat of arms tshirt

The color made me buy it. It fits comfortably loose. I like it!

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RJ
Awesome T

I have several calamity pieces, a bandana, and now this awesome t-shirt. It fits great, it is really soft and fun to wear. I get a lot of double takes when I wear it and it SO fits these interesting times in which we live.

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TexasLady
Just fun.

Bought this one for fun, wore it to my COVID vaccination appointment. The staff got a total kick out of it, and it just reflects life as we know it these days! It's a hoot! Nice quality shirt, too.

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Marc
Do over

Cute idea, but very badly executed!

Do it again, only this time make it really look like a real coat of arms. You should have to look closely before you start seeing the weird stuff.

Love your stuff, but this misses the boat.

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Susan

My Coat-of Arms t-shirt looks exactly as pictured & described. Plus good quality and comfortable.

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Lyn

Great shirt, but even greater coat of arms. Love, love, love wearing this comfy, stylish homage to all things Calamityware! Ouch, indeed. Yay cymbal monkey, zombie poodles & all!!

Customer Reviews

Based on 8 reviews
88%
(7)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
0%
(0)
13%
(1)
B
Barb

This is a really good quality, comfortable tee. Goes with anything I choose to wear with it, as well as everything I don't choose to wear with it. Also, I love when people try to figure out the design!

L
Lyn
Gift

Gift for son in law. He loves me now!

K
Karen
Coat of arms tshirt

The color made me buy it. It fits comfortably loose. I like it!

R
RJ
Awesome T

I have several calamity pieces, a bandana, and now this awesome t-shirt. It fits great, it is really soft and fun to wear. I get a lot of double takes when I wear it and it SO fits these interesting times in which we live.

T
TexasLady
Just fun.

Bought this one for fun, wore it to my COVID vaccination appointment. The staff got a total kick out of it, and it just reflects life as we know it these days! It's a hoot! Nice quality shirt, too.

M
Marc
Do over

Cute idea, but very badly executed!

Do it again, only this time make it really look like a real coat of arms. You should have to look closely before you start seeing the weird stuff.

Love your stuff, but this misses the boat.

S
Susan

My Coat-of Arms t-shirt looks exactly as pictured & described. Plus good quality and comfortable.

L
Lyn

Great shirt, but even greater coat of arms. Love, love, love wearing this comfy, stylish homage to all things Calamityware! Ouch, indeed. Yay cymbal monkey, zombie poodles & all!!