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Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I bought all three, one for me and two for my exercise buddies. We all love them, not only for the hilarity of the design, but they keep your drink cold (or hot I suppose) quite well. And the demons ward off injuries from that extra 30 lbs you added to your dead lifts trying to impress you-know-who, who really was not impressed by that, but is impressed by your good taste in a water bottle.
I just got my insulated thermos' & they look terrific. The size, colors, patterns, ease of lid use, cleaning ease, make them a big hit for me. I use insulated mugs and cups every day for hot & cold drinks and these demons do it all. I can get rid of all my old ones now. Also they almost, almost make me want to get off the couch & lift weights
My husband loved his exercising demons drink bottle. Says it keeps his water cold - even in infernal temperatures.
My daughter is totally delighted with her present, and seems happy with all about it... the way it looks and works and the size is just right. More water! Thank you.
I absolutely love your items!! Seriously, you are my people. I would love to have a lid that provides the option of allowing me to use a straw myself. I will likely purchase one regardless but, if you have that type of lid please let me know. Thank you!
My exercising demons water bottle is the greatest. It keeps my cold drinks nice and cold, the ice lasts a long time. It’s fits in most cup holders too. Plus I get compliments on it a lot.
I had an airplane and ferry boat trip recently. This was my water botte experience. I filled my bottle with remains of a restaurant soft drink to take on my merry way. Ice cubes n everything. And then my trip ended up lasting way longer because of displacement due to a forest fire next to our air bnb where we escaped with our lives and my calamityware exercising demons bottle. 24 hours later, I shook the bottle and ice cubes were still clanking. This is a magic bottle.
I was a Tab drinker for years and I was devastated when it was discontinued. I finally ran out of my stash and had to drink water but I couldn’t find a water bottle that reflected my anger and resentment AND kept the water icy cold. This did both! I have a home and work bottle , they stay icy ALL DAY. I enjoy drinking water now. Great product
Love love love
the lid broke for no reason
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