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A beautiful, high quality, Polish-made, porcelain reminder that things could be worse.
NOW FREE U.S. shipping on orders over $200 for a limited time
NOW FREE U.S. shipping on orders over $200 for a limited time
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Calamityware is a tiny, five-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I bought all three, one for me and two for my exercise buddies. We all love them, not only for the hilarity of the design, but they keep your drink cold (or hot I suppose) quite well. And the demons ward off injuries from that extra 30 lbs you added to your dead lifts trying to impress you-know-who, who really was not impressed by that, but is impressed by your good taste in a water bottle.
I just got my insulated thermos' & they look terrific. The size, colors, patterns, ease of lid use, cleaning ease, make them a big hit for me. I use insulated mugs and cups every day for hot & cold drinks and these demons do it all. I can get rid of all my old ones now. Also they almost, almost make me want to get off the couch & lift weights
My daughter is totally delighted with her present, and seems happy with all about it... the way it looks and works and the size is just right. More water! Thank you.
Got these as a Christmas present for family and they all loved them! So unique.
Your items always delight me!
I bought three of these for gifts. I’ve given one to a sin, who has taken it to his office. He absolutely loves it and says his water intake has increased considerably since I gave him this water bottle. The other two are Xmas gifts, and I have no doubt they’ll be as big a hit with their recipients as the first.
We gave the matching 2 mug set to friends a couple of years ago. They loved them and use them almost daily. The water bottles came along at just the right time and I’m certain they will be a hit as well!
I got the bottle on Kickstarter. It doesn’t hold a lot of water to begin with, but when it gets down to maybe 1/3 empty, the liquid stops flowing. It took me a bit to figure out that I have to put my finger over a small hole in the lid and suck to get the liquid out. Poor design for a sports bottle. The devil is in the details, I suppose. I’m not really thrilled with the bottle itself, but the artwork is fantastic!
This seems wrong, so my hunch is that you received a defective lid. I've been using my water bottle for 6 months now and have never had that problem. We'd like to send you a new lid/straw combo, as I suspect that will fix this problem. Can you please contact us at robot@calamityware.com so we can take care of you?
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