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Ghastly Guardians Birthday Cards (12-Pack)

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Children love birthdays. It's a happy day of surprises, sweet treats, and friends gathering to celebrate.It's different for adults. For us, a birthday is risky because a surprise and a sweet treat might mean a trip to urgent care. And the only gathering in sight are those new moles on your back that you should probably have checked.

We think our new birthday cards are suitable for creatures of all ages. The Ghastly Guardians are adorable but ferocious critters who will protect your goodies—be it a new bicycle or a new hip.

This pack of 12 cards includes four different Ghastly Guardians (Fusilli, Zooterkins, Grump, and Darla) who will look over your friends and family on their birthday.

Cards read "Happy Birthday. May all of your goodies be safe from the ravages of time" on the inside.

Packaged in a box with 12 white envelopes.

Printed on white card stock by our pals at Press Craft in Pittsburgh, PA.

Dimensions & More Info
  • 5-1/2" X 4-1/4" (14 cm x 11 cm)
  • Digitally printed on white card stock.
  • 12 notecards (3 of each design) and 12 envelopes.
  • Packaged in a kraft gift box with a clear plastic lid.
  • Designed by Don Moyer.
  • Made in the USA.
    Use these cards to let friends and family know that you will protect them at all costs.
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    Where it's made

    Press Craft Printers, our printer of choice for notecards, is a third-generation family-owned business located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They print everything from business cards to booklets to wedding invitations. They digitally print our notecards on card stock so thick and white that our images practically jump from the page.

    Who we are

    Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

    Customer Reviews

    Based on 3 reviews
    Marie S.
    Too Cute!

    Cute, colorful, fun! Can't wait to start sending them.

    Cynthia B.
    Cutest monsters ever!

    Really happy with these cards. Graphics are adorable and the quality of paper and printing was even better than expected.
    Can't wait to share these greetings and giggles! Great birthday cards for anyone.

    Love Ghastly Guardians Birthday Cards

    Love the graphics done by this company, they make my day!