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Make Things Worse Stickers

$ 15.00

We do our best to make more and more and more Calamityware products, but there’s never enough time for everything. We probably won’t ever fulfill our dreams of Things-Could-Be-Worse toolboxes, drums, skateboards, hand puppets, wheelchairs, steamer trunks, or laptops.

Fortunately, with these stickers you can make almost* anything worse. This pack includes 6 blue and white calamities from Don's porcelain designs—zombie poodle, pirate ship, pterodactyl, giant frog, robot, and a pagoda with bear and cat. Stickers are approximately 3" (8 cm) tall. Printed in the USA.

*Do not stick these on children or animals. They do not adhere well to bodies of water. Our stickers should not be used as eye-patches, bandages, or to repair fuel tank leaks.

Customer Reviews

Based on 7 reviews
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Kendra P.
My whole life is a calamity now!

These arrived just in time, as I needed an eye-patch after my fuel tank exploded when I used an inferior sticker to patch it. Luckily, the pirate ship fits perfectly as an eye-patch and the remaining stickers hold together what’s left of my fuel tank.

What could go wrong?

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Ingrid
If I hadn't gotten these for for free

I'd complain, because the advertising for this item is dishonest. These stickers will not make anything worse. Maybe the pagoda in particular will actually improve whatever you stick it to, and if that isn't false advertising, I don't know what is. ;)

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Susan S.
Actual bumper stickers, please.

The stickers were a terrific bonus. Going to plaster them on the Subaru. Probably won’t survive, but that’s where we want them.

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D.S.
Thanks for the warning

Was all set to patch my fuel tank when your warning caught my eye.
Guess I'll have to settle for adorning my laptop, water bottle, and phone.
Quality printing on thick, heavy vinyl stock - really wonderful stickers.

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Midy
Love the Stickers

Brilliantly done. Make more!

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Melanie D.
Super Stickers

Stickers! Stickers! I love stickers. You should see my accordion case. It's lousy with them. So I know from stickers and these Calamitywear stickers are TOP quality. Seriously super stickers. They will survive the end times, when the Earth is left with just cockroaches and Calamitywear stickers.

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L.K.
Awesome stickers!

These stickers are so adorable, well made, and make all my stuff look great. I've added them to my day planner and water bottle for an extra dose of smiles every time I use them.

Customer Reviews

Based on 7 reviews
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Kendra P.
My whole life is a calamity now!

These arrived just in time, as I needed an eye-patch after my fuel tank exploded when I used an inferior sticker to patch it. Luckily, the pirate ship fits perfectly as an eye-patch and the remaining stickers hold together what’s left of my fuel tank.

What could go wrong?

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Ingrid
If I hadn't gotten these for for free

I'd complain, because the advertising for this item is dishonest. These stickers will not make anything worse. Maybe the pagoda in particular will actually improve whatever you stick it to, and if that isn't false advertising, I don't know what is. ;)

S
Susan S.
Actual bumper stickers, please.

The stickers were a terrific bonus. Going to plaster them on the Subaru. Probably won’t survive, but that’s where we want them.

D
D.S.
Thanks for the warning

Was all set to patch my fuel tank when your warning caught my eye.
Guess I'll have to settle for adorning my laptop, water bottle, and phone.
Quality printing on thick, heavy vinyl stock - really wonderful stickers.

M
Midy
Love the Stickers

Brilliantly done. Make more!

M
Melanie D.
Super Stickers

Stickers! Stickers! I love stickers. You should see my accordion case. It's lousy with them. So I know from stickers and these Calamitywear stickers are TOP quality. Seriously super stickers. They will survive the end times, when the Earth is left with just cockroaches and Calamitywear stickers.

L
L.K.
Awesome stickers!

These stickers are so adorable, well made, and make all my stuff look great. I've added them to my day planner and water bottle for an extra dose of smiles every time I use them.