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Pizzafiend Unisex T-Shirt

Size: Unisex S

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Remember back in the day when you would go down to Calamity Beach with your friends and you would eat at Pizzafiend every night because it was really cheap and you were saving your money for Def Leppard t-shirts and tokens to play Asteroids? Of course you don't. But if such a place existed, this would be the shirt they would give you as a prize for devouring their "Pig Pie" in one sitting.

Printed on Bella+Canvas military-green t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).

Also available as a t-shirt in a relaxed women's cut.

Sizes & More Info

The design is distressed and printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.

Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.

  • Turn it inside out.
  • Machine wash in warm water with garments of similar color.
  • Use only non-chlorine bleach, if needed.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • If you plan to wear it to a job interview or wedding, iron on medium setting.
  • Avoid ironing the graphics.
  • Do not dry clean. Use the money you save for a giant coffee.


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Shipping & Returns

Shipping Information:

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Where it's made

These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.

Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
For my Pizza monster grand kid

Absolutely perfect. Good fit. Soft fabric and perfect creature. Thanks so much


Light weight but wonderful. Perfect for summer. Husband got a total laugh out of this belated fathers day present


Love the colors.

Alleen W.
Great gift

I got this for my Grandson's 15th birthday and he loved it.

Great print on a soft t-shirt

He could eat pizza every day & has, per legend! The graphic is of high quality transfer & looks great on him. He is very pleased with this gift.