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The origins of many holiday traditions are ancient pagan practices that preceded the Christian era. We believe that several, like the decorating of trees and overeating, started in the Jurassic period. So deck the halls, then don yourself in gay apparel that celebrates the timeless tradition of ugly holiday sweaters.
Printed on Bella+Canvas lightweight forest green heather t-shirt (52% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton, 48% polyester).
The design is printed using a vintage screen printing style which means the graphic will be lightweight and slightly transparent. The ink will sit proudly on top of the fabric but still has a fairly soft hand.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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Shipping Information:
We offer a variety of different shipping options so you can choose what works best for your order. Cost and delivery times will be calculated at checkout. All shipping times are estimates and are not guaranteed. We offer free U.S. shipping on orders over $200 (automatically applied at checkout, we pick the shipping method).
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
