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Professor Wizard is cute but he's probably not a professor or a wizard—just an old-timey charlatan trying to sell empty coat hangers by claiming they hold magical cloaks. But if you believe in magic, we have a sparkly, charmed talisman that might interest you.
Printed on Bella+Canvas asphalt-gray t-shirt (100% Airlume combed and ringspun cotton).
Also available as a t-shirt in a unisex cut.
The design is distressed and printed using the discharge method rather than traditional silk screening. This is done with water-based inks that soak into the fabric, instead of just sitting on top of it, which makes for a lighter weight, look, and feel.
Screenprinted in Pittsburgh, PA, by Commonwealth Press.
Designed by Don Moyer.
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These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
These garments are lovingly silkscreened by the folks at Commonwealth Press, an artist-run shop located in our hometown of Pittsburgh. They’re darned good at what they do, have mastered all the application techniques we require, and they treat their customers and employees right.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.
I love my fabulous new Calamityware Professor Wizard T-Shirt. I don’t like clothes that “touch me” … if it rides up in the armpits, strangles me with a tight collar or if I can feel it squishing me in general … I’m gonna burn it. This shirt fits perfectly, is super soft and comfortable and is very flattering on your bumps and curves. The fit is true to size … not too snug, not too loose. The printing is high-quality and rich in color. Great job by Don and the team! Get one for yourself and let your Calamityware Flag fly!
I needed something to wear for a Halloween costume event, and I hate dressing up in costumes. The Professor Wizard t-shirt solved my problem. I wore the t-shirt and carried a hanger to hold my invisibility cloak. It was perfect. The really clever people figured it out right away; I had to explain it to the rest. Thank you for helping solve my Halloween dilemma.
Fits well.good quality.
Love this!
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