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Sea Monster Shower Curtain

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The best thing about early Renaissance maps are the sea monsters that frolic in the waves. Now you can surround yourself with charming and bizarre sea monsters every day. It’s beautiful and funny.

Top-quality, heavy-weight, polyester fabric curtain. Non-repeating pattern in black on white.
Dimensions & More Info
  • 70"W x approximately 72"L (178 cm x 183 cm)
  • Non-repeating pattern.
  • Heavy-weight (140 gsm).
  • Black design printed on one side of white polyester fabric.
  • Twelve button holes (5/8" or 1.6 cm) along the top accept conventional shower curtain rings.
  • Fully hemmed.
  • Designed by Don Moyer and initially launched as his 20th Kickstarter project in 2016.
  • Made at the Ningbo Siteler workshop in China.


We recommend a liner since that extends the life of any shower curtain and it allows the sea monsters to hang outside the bath tub while the liner stays inside. The polyester isn't waterproof so you can't use it to make a wading pool. But someone who hates liners could get away with just this curtain.

  • Machine wash separately.
  • Wash in cold, using gentle cycle.
  • Do not bleach.
  • Tumble dry low.
  • Remove promptly.
  • Low iron if needed.
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Who we are

Calamityware is a small, eight-person, one-dog company headquartered in Pittsburgh. We love bringing the darkly whimsical view of our founder and chief monster-maker, Don Moyer, to life. Our products are high quality, meticulously manufactured items that make wonderful gifts for you and other weird-adjacent people in your life. Our goal is to make you smile.

Customer Reviews

Based on 343 reviews
Danielle G.
Shower Curtain or CHAIR?

I couldn’t resist sharing what we did with this awesome fabric shower curtain! Now my son’s Remote Learning Desk Chair is a Sea Monster Jamboree!!!

Cthulhu rises...behind the curtain

Wonderful shower curtain! Just renovated my little house built in the fifties. We have one tiny shower bath in very fifties yellow tile. Now when guests are seated on the john, they have a view of the horrible things they might find behind the curtain. Since installing it, I have started hearing faint noises from the underworld and I fear Cthulhu will be rising from the drains. Life, my friends, is much more interesting with this product. I suspect it will repel politicians as well. Couldn’t be more pleased, and the quality is excellent. Keep up the good work! I have to go, the drains are calling me...

A matter of opinion

I think the shower curtain is awesome. My daughters don’t agree. But oh well, my house.

Shower with Sea Monsters

This curtain completes my bathroom with an ocean theme. Love it!

Sitting there one day, I thought, why not get out the permanent color pens and acrylic paints? It’s a work in progress.

Laura B.
Really fabulous shower curtain!

I got this for my daughter who just moved into her own apartment. I was so excited to give it to her and she loves it! Very well made, too. I like how the pattern doesn't repeat, and there's always something you didn't see the last time you looked at it.

I couldn’t be more pleased

Love the shower curtain. Went to bed bath and beyond and got anchor hooks and black accessories. My guest bath is now awesome

D D.
Totally swell...

This shower curtain is an awesome thing and brings a smile to our faces daily. The fabric is quite nice and isn't too heavy. I removed one star however, because the quality of the sewing at the top with the holes for the hooks is inconsistent and crooked. I had to cut open some of the holes so that the hooks would fit. It would be great if the holes featured grommets for greater durability.


The photo doesn’t do it justice.... this curtain is SO COOL and great quality. Love it.

Jennifer H.
Such Curtainy Goodness

Unfortunately, I have a walk-in shower and I can’t convince either of my (adult) children that they need the shower curtain. But I am secretly delighted, because I want to be able to see it.

So I ordered a second and turned them into curtains for my home office.

Kim F.
Sea monsters add a bit of zing to your morning shower!

We recently got a pair of these wonderfully creative shower curtains via Kickstarter, one for us, and one for my sister on the West Coast. (Shhh... don't tell her, it's a Christmas surprise!) The fabric is sturdy, the figures are dark and distinct, and it falls nicely in the shower/tub combination in our beach-house. Interesting, enticing, and not too scary. Looking forward to showing it off to family over Thanksgiving. Thanks Don for all your work!